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-:- tOdAyZ tHoUgHt -:-

Men Talk

Of killing Time,

While Time

Quietly

kills Them.

(Dion Boucicault)

"Champions aren''t made in gyms.
Champions are made from something
They have deep inside them:
A desire, a dream, a vision.
They have to have
last-minute stamina,
They have to be a little faster,
They have to have the
Skill & the Will.
But
The Will must be stronger than the Skill..."

-=- Muhammad Ali -=-

andhari rahoon k

andhari rahoon k is safar mai
k jis k unwan hai zindagi
bohut se doshwar marhalain hain
Ghamoon k tareek silsilay han
Dukhoon se chalne har khoshi hai
bohut he mushkill hai humdam kuch aesay rastoon par tanha chalna
magar jo mujha ko cala rahi hai
tumhari yadoon ki roshni hai

In politics,

In politics,
your enemies can’t hurt you,
but your friends will kill you.

Teacher: “I killed a person”

Teacher: “I killed a person”
convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is “u will go to jail”.

How can a Sardar Kill

How can a Sardar kill a Lion ?
Sardarji thinks N thinks hard
&
comes to a conclusion:
I’ll drink poison n let lion eat me.

Msrofiat Kanjosi

Msrofiat
Kanjosi
Gurbat
Laparwahi
Narazgi
Balance ki kami
Mobile ki khrabi
Alfaz ki killat
Nakhry
Ya koi or wja hai sms na krne ki.

Once there was

Once there was a mirror which used to kill “LIERS”
FRENCH:I think I don’t smoke (killed)
AMERICAN:I think, I love Iraq(killed)
PATHAN:I think (killed)

Kesay Ho Ab?

Kesay Ho Ab?

Theek Ho?

Dard Ho Raha Hay?

Pain killer Tablets Letay Rehna

Hajiyon Ne Bohot Mara Ho Ga Na Pathron Se
Kya Karen Is K Baghair Hajj Nahi Hota.

Amir''s girlfriend

Amir''s girlfriend is mudered by someone and Amir lost his memory and tries to find the killer for a revenge.

But

Suspence is [Amir himself is the killer]

NOw..

EnJoy

GHAJINI :P
(KAISA FILM KA MAZA KHARAB KYA) :D

Bush & Obama were Sitting in a Bar..

Bush & Obama were Sitting in a Bar..
A Guy Walks Upto Them & Asks;
What r u Guys Doing Here?

Bush Says:
We r Planning World War III..

Guy says: Really? Whts Going to Happen ?

Bush says:
Well, We r Going to kill 140 Million Muslims This time & One Beautiful Girl..

Guy Exclaimed:
A Beautiful Girl..!!
Y To kill a Beautiful Girl ?

Bush Turns to Obama & Says:
See, i Told You..
NoOne would Worry About The 140 Million..

Wo listen listen likhti rahi, mei lesson lesson perhta raha

Wo listen listen likhti rahi, mei lesson lesson perhta raha

Wo dream dream likhti rahi, mei drum drum perhta raha

Wo call me call me likhti rahi, mei kill me kill me perhta raha

Wo date date likhti rahi, mei dot dot perhta raha

Wo meet meet likhti rahi, mei mat mat perhta raha

Wo Love Love likhti rahi, mei leave leave parhta raha

Wo shadi kar k chali gai, main language course karta raha''

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