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Who is a diplomat????

Who is a diplomat????

A diplomat is 1 who forgets 2 wish his wife on her b''day

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later tells "How u expect me 2 remember ur b''day when u never look older... ;->

Which is The Best Place To Get Higher Education...?

Which is The Best Place To Get Higher Education...?

kArAchi UNiverSiTy..!

PunJab UniverSiTy..!

OXforD UniverSiTy..!

No.. :P

Aeroplane... ;->

Whats the common thing between

Whats the common thing between "kabhi alvida na kehna"
"jhoom brabar jhoom" and
"kuch kuch hota hai"???
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THEY ARE ALL MOVIES.....!!! ;->

Last nite i had a dream.

Last nite i had a dream.
I was walking with God.
He asked me, "Who''s ur best friend?"
I told him ur name.....

He smiled & said....

"Sab Pichle Janam k PaaP Hai !!" ;->

Ek Faqeer Ne

Ek Faqeer Ne Doosre Faqeer Se Poocha: Tum Ne Wo Bridge Wali Jaga Q Chorh Di Wahan Tou khoob kamai Hoti Thi
Pehla Faqeer: Mene Wo Jaga Apne Chote Bete ko Birthday Pe Gift ker Di . . . ;->

Ek Fauji Ki Mehbooba

Ek Fauji ki Mehbooba Nurse Ban Gayi
Tou Fauji Ne Us ko khat Likha
''''Darling Mujhe Ye Jaan kr Bohat khusi Hui k Tum Nurse Ban Gayi Ho. . . Me khda Se Dua krta Hoon k kisi Haadse Me Zakhmi Ho ker Tumhare Hospital Pohanch Jaon''''

kuch Din Baad Mehbooba ka khat Aaya
''''Haadsa Tou Nahi ko Mau''jza Hii Tumhain Mere Paas La Sakta Hai kyun k Meri Duty METERNITY HOSPITAL Me Hai'''' ;->

Ek Kanjoos Aadmi

Ek kanjoos Aadmi Subha Utha Tou Usne Dekha k Us ki B.v Mar Gayi Hai
Wo Bhagta Hua kitchen Me Gaya Jahan Uski Beti Naashta Bana Rahi Thi
Aadmi Ne Usay Gale Laga ker Rote Huey kaha
''''Beti Aaj Ek Aadmi ka Naashta kam Banana'''' . . . ;->

Pyar Karo SUJAL Ki Terha

Pyar karo SUJAL ki Terha

Shadian karo kASHISH ki Terha

Lambi Umar Ho BAA k Terha

Rote Raho TULSI ki Terha

Sab ko Hansao GATTU ki Terha

Har Janam Main Aao ANURADH ki Terha

Qismat Se Laro PRERNA ki Terha

Shak karo BAJAJ ki Terha

Aur

Aur

Aur

T.v Band karo
Insaan Bano Meri Terha . . . ;->

Want To Make $$$$$

Want To Make $$$$$ Wid Ur Computer . . . ? ? ?

No Risk . . .

Really

U Just Have To

Press ''''SHIFT + 4'''' Five Times In A Row . . . . ;->

Tere Naal Dosti

Tere Naal Dosti Aakhri Sah Tak Nibawange

Tere Pairan Thalle Assi Ta Talliyaan Tikaawange

Jado Marzi Parakh Lai Mere Dosti Nu

Teri Mashook Assi Phasavange. . . ;->

Pathan ko rastay

Pathan ko rastay mein ek charagh mila.Utha k saaf kiya to ek Jin nikla or kaha k woh uski 3 khwahishain puri krayga.
Pathan:"Umko esa naswar do jo khatam na ho!"
Ekdum ek naswar ka packet aa gya.
Pathan ne thori si naswar nikali to utni naswar or aa gai.
Jin: "Baqi 2 khwahishain?"
Pathan: "Esa 2 packet or do!" ;->

Baap:baita, paper kaisa huwa?

Baap:baita, paper kaisa huwa?
Baita:bus pehla sawal choot gia!
Baap:acha! aur baqi?
Baita:teesra mujhe aata nhe tha!chotha mai karna bhool gia!paanchwa mujhe nazar nhe aya!chatta paper ki pichle taraf tha,mai ne dekha he nhe
Baap ghusy mai bola:aur dosra?
Baita:bs srf wohe galat huwa hai ;->

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