Q: Agar 1 door per kutta bhonk raha ho orr dosre door p biwi chilla
rahe ho tu ap pehle konsa door kholen g?
A: kutte wala door coz kutta andar akar bhonkna band kar de g
Ek Aadmi Business Main Loss k Baad Bohat Ghareeb Ho Gaya
Jab khaane ko kuch Bhi Na Rha Tou Us Ne Apni Biwi Se kaha:
''''Bachon kO Nanhiyal Bhej Do
Tum Apni Walida k Paas Chali Jao
Aur Mera kia Hai
Main Susral Chala Jata Hoon'''' ;->
Height of preence of mind...
Once a teacher asked student "Tell the bird''s name by seeing its legs".
Student replied ," I cannot tell".
Teacher said "You are fail,What''s your name?".
Student replied ...... "See my legs and tell my name"
