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Ekdin Sardar sapne

Ekdin Sardar sapne mein apni maut hote hue dekha.
Next day unhone apni ICICI BANk A/c. Close kar dia.
Why??
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Because ICICI Bank''s Slogan : "WE MAkE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE"........

Suraj hua maddham,

Suraj hua maddham,
Chand jal ne laga,
Aasma yeh hai,
kyo pighal ne laga,
Main tehra raha,
zameen chal ne lagi,
kya yeh mera pehla, pehla pyaar hai?
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Yeh pyar nahi-earthquake hai bhaag!

Newtons First Law

Newtons First Law of Ishq: A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until on unless any external agent (brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy........

Salesman ; This Computer Will cut your work Load BY 50%

Salesman ; This Computer Will cut your work Load BY 50%

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Sardar
GREAT
Oye Menu Te 2Dede...;)

A Man Goes For Fishing,&

A Man Goes For Fishing,&

Catches A Big Fish..

He Comes Home & Asks His Wife To CoOk Da Fish..

Wife says: "How To Cook,
There is No Gas,No Electricity,No Wheat".

Man Goes And Puts The Fish Back in The Water...

Fish Comes Up To The Surface And Shouts:

"Geo Musharaf";-

Larkio Ki ada humain pasand nai,

Larkio ki ada humain
pasand nai,

Larkio Se bate hamain pasand nai,

Wo to ane wale bacho ki zid ha k MAMA chahiye,
Warna humain shaadi karna
pasand nai!

UnKi Gali Say Mera Janaza nikla

Unki Gali Say Mera Janaza
nikla

Wo Na Nikla Jis k Liye
Janaza

Uska Ghar Aya To Meray Dost CT Bajanay Lagay

Rakh k Mera
Janaza kaminy Usko
Patanay Lagay..;->

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SMS MEI kUCH NAHI LIkHA k AP kO PARHNA PRAREGA...;->

Jab Kuttay Ki Maut Aati Hai N

Jab kuttay ki Maut Aati Hai Na

Tou Wo Marr Jata Hai ;->

Beggar To Lady Sitting

Beggar To Lady Sitting On A Park-Bench :
Hi Darling Lets Have Some Fun . . . !

Lady: How Dare U . . . ?

Beggar: Than What Are You Doing On My Bed . . . ? ;->

Pagal Hyn Wo Log Jo

Pagal Hyn Wo Log
Jo
Pyar Main
Larkion ko Miss kerte Hain

Aray Miss kerna Hai
Tou
Macharo’n ko karo

Jo khud Aa k Un ko kiss kerte Hyn ;->

Kia Le Kar Aaye Thay

kia Le kar Aaye Thay

kia Le ker Jayenge

Mujhe Sms Na ker k kitne Paise Bachayenge

Itne Paise Bacha ker kia

Mobile Me CNG Lagwayenge ;-

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