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Aap chlormint kyu khate hai?


Mujhe pta he,
kyuki
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ye sab
0.50 paise ki nhi aati.
yAr Tere # ko kyA huA hAI?

mAine Abhi cAl ki tO pAthAn BolA '' weLcOme 2 PeshAwAr''

Ap Jis LArkAy kO cAl kAr rAhe he|n wO hAmArAy IstmAl mAin hAi
pLx Try lAter
Hello,
MSS.

Dhyan Den

Agr Ap Is Dhyan Denewale

Msg ko Dhyan se Padhenge

To Apke Dhyan Main 1 Bat
Aaegi k Is Msg Main

Dhyan Denewali koi Bat Hi Nahi håì

"HALkI SARDI ka
Zamana hai"

"Musam bhi Suhana hai"

kuch new sms to karo "JANI"

kiya balance ko 2009 tak
Chalana hai.
Arz kia Hai..
Dil ko Dil Se Rah Hoti Hai..


Wahh..


Uufff..
Ye kiya keh Dia Meine..


Dilko DilSe Rah Hoti Hei..


Gooli Maaro To Thaäa Hoti Hai....!!
At the bus stop a man enterd the bus and shouted out loudly





"Dont try to move from your seats,










Tariq kulfi wala aap chal k twadey kol aaye ga ;->
Sweet like honey,
Costly like money,
Blessing like shower,
Smiling like flower,
Cool like ice,
a friend so nice,
guess WHO,



"ofcourse Me"
" Not U"
Paper Aur Thaper mEin kya fark Hai?






Think think...






I know u can Think this,







Abbey





Itena mat soch kha ka dekhle :
Every normal person has 72 heart beats, but for myself its 73. the extra 1 is ur smile. So don’t stop ur smile, it will affect my heart.. keep Smiling
Shohar Biwi se
Tu Chandramukhi main surajmukhi
tu mujhse dukhi main tujhse dukhi
chatt se chhalang laga de, phir tu bhi sukhi,main bhi sukhi
Jise hum dekh kar jeetay
Thay,

wah wah wah


Jise hum dekh kar jeetay
Thay,



Nasir





Woh log aakhon se oojal ho gaye hein,



khan bahi...->



Naisir
Apne Chehre ka DEEDAR
Na Do,


Apne Dil ka QARAR Na
Do,

Apni Aankhon ka kHUMAAR Na
Do,

Suna He Buhat kANJOOS Ho TUM,


kisi ko Apna BUkHAAR Na
Do....;->