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Koi Kahe k Teri Bachi Ka Number Mere Pas Aa gaya,

Dekhte Hi Dekhte kya Zamana Agaya,

k Har kisi k Hath Me Mobile Aa gaya,

JisNe kabhi Larki Na PataYi Ho''''BABU'''',

Wo Gandu b Date Maar k Aa gaya,

Bari Aag Lagti Hay Us Waqt dimagh Me,

koi kahe k Teri Bachi ka Number Mere Pas Aa gaya,

Ye Ajab zaleel panay ka Part Hy''''BABU'''',

Pehle 100 ka Card Aata Tha Ab EasyLoad b Aa gaya,

Ab Poori Raat Sirf Ek Rupay Me Baat,

Saare TharkiYo ko Ye Package Pasand Agaya;-

Bush & Obama were Sitting in a Bar..

Bush & Obama were Sitting in a Bar..
A Guy Walks Upto Them & Asks;
What r u Guys Doing Here?

Bush Says:
We r Planning World War III..

Guy says: Really? Whts Going to Happen ?

Bush says:
Well, We r Going to kill 140 Million Muslims This time & One Beautiful Girl..

Guy Exclaimed:
A Beautiful Girl..!!
Y To kill a Beautiful Girl ?

Bush Turns to Obama & Says:
See, i Told You..
NoOne would Worry About The 140 Million..

Meri parosan chaat pr i

Meri parosan chaat pr i or mjhe dekh kr kaha,

Mere aane se hi aya ye hawa ka jhonka...

Mein dheray se muskuraya or kaha
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PONkA...!

Beta: Papa Apki Love Marrige Hui Thi Na?

Beta: Papa Apki Love Marrige Hui Thi Na?

Bap khush ho kr:
G Beta Apko kaisy Pta?

Beta:Wo Aapki Shadi Or Meri Date Of Birth Men Sirf 6 Months ka Farq Hai na..!

1 aadmi bhagta hua bus me charha or zor se chillaya

1 aadmi bhagta hua bus me charha or zor se chillaya
"khabrdar koi apni jaga se nahi hile ga.....
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Manjan wala khud aap k paas aaye ga"

Apni saanson ko rok lijiye,

Apni saanson ko rok lijiye,

Dil ki dharkanon ko thaam lijiye,

Dil ki gaheraai se mera naam lijiye,

Bus ab normal ho jaiye aur apna kaam kijiye..
:-).

Dabbey mai Dabba

Dabbey mai Dabba
Dabbey mai cake
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memon Na ban!!!
SMS bhej :-

Teri Maa ki Teri Behen ki

Teri Maa ki
Teri Behen ki
Tere BaaP ki
Tere Bhai ki
Tere pure khandan ki....

JAAN hy tu pagal !!
Apna khayal rakha kar ;-)

Joke in 1 word

Joke in
1 word

"sardar"

Joke in
2 words

"Intelligent
sardar"

Joke in
3 words

"sardar Playing
Chess"

Joke in
4 words

"sardar Wins
The Game"

Bush ko agr joota

Bush ko agr joota nahi laga to kya defect hai?

Wah wah

Bush ko agr joota nahin laga to kya defect hai?

Aakhir jootay ki b koi self respect hai!

Taaliyan!:

USA inventd a machine 2 catch thievs

USA inventd a machine 2 catch thievs

In US
30min it caught 20thievs

In Uk
30mins 30thievs

In India
30min 90thievs

Pakistan
In 5mins da machine was stolen:-)

Now Bush says: Ek ajab sa manzar n

Now Bush says:
Ek ajab sa manzar nazar ata ha,

Aik shaks bhi hajoom nazar ata hay,

kahan ja kar karoon Pres conference,

Har ek k hath ma JOOTA nazar ata hay:

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