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Itney Kamzor Ho gaey us ki Judai se faraz.

Itney kamzor Ho gaey us ki Judai se faraz.

Ab SLÄÑTY khatay hain to pait bhar jata hai...!

Raat k 2 bajay
1 student dusre se:- Ajh kuch khatarnak kaam karne ka mann kar raha hay.

2nd student:- Tou pher chal thori parhai karte hain;-)

Ek larka ek larki

Ek larka ek larki se Tum mujh se shadi krogi
girl: Nhi
boy:Lekin Q
girl:Mere ghar wale nahi mane gy
boy:Ghar me kon kon ha
girl:1 husband,4 bache:-)

Shaadi Me Dulha

Shaadi Me Dulha k Saath Barati kyun Jate Hain ?
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kyun k Log kehte Hain k kisi k Sukh
Main Jao Na Jao

Par

Dukh Main Zarur Jana Chahiye ... ;-)

"Golden Words"

"Golden Words"

Agar tum jisay pasnad kartay ho usse na pa sako tou

''LANAT HAI TUM PE''

"Raks karti hay gardish-e-dauran,

"Raks karti hay gardish-e-dauran,

dar khulay hain sharab khano k,

"Chaey peenay ko ab kahan jayen,

Band hotel hoey pathano k."

BREAKING NEWS BY GEO : "

BREAkING NEWS BY GEO : "

wazarat e bijli nay load shedding khatam krnay ka elaan...."

Sorry, abhi itna he Suna tha k light chali gaie.

Sardar: Agar

Sardar: Agar operation se mujhe kuch ho jaye to ussi doctor se shadi kar Lena.
Biwi: Aisay kyun keh rahay ho?

Sardar: Tou kya doctor ko muaf kar doon.

Ek admi rat k time

Ek admi rat k time qabar par betha tha
Ek musafir ne us se pucha...
TM kO DAR NAHI LAG RHA?
ADMI: darne ki kia baat hai,
Andr garmi lag rahi thi to bahar agaya.

Aap Ki Chahat Ki Qadar Kartay Hay,

Aap ki Chahat ki Qadar kartay Hay,

Salam Aap ki chahat ki Nazar kartay Hay,

Jo kartay Hay Wafa Hum Say,

Jaan Apni Hum Un ki Nazar kartay Hay.

Which part of body

Which part of body is most sensitive while watching adult movies .?
Guess what?
Ha ha ha u r wrong.
Its ur ear 2 make sure k koi aa to nahi raha.

Shakespear said, "

Shakespear said, "This World Is A Stage & We All Are Actors".

In Punjabi It Is Translated As,

"Ae Dunya Ik Drama Ae, Tae Tusi Sarray Marasi O".

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