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Aeroplane Wright Brothrs

Cycle Macmillan

Telephone Graham Bell

Telescope Galileo

Exams

Saale ko Dhundo Re, Pakad k Marenge
Ek khan Sahb Sey koi Puchta Hey k "Time kya Horaha Hey" ???

khan: Baj kr 10 mint
Fir Puchta He Boltey Hen
khan: Baj kr 15 mint
Fir Puchta He Boltey Hen
khan: Baj kr 20 mint

Thak Har k Banda Bolta Hey k kya Baj kr ???
khan: kaisey Bta0n Merey Ghari Mein Ghantey ki S0en Hey Nhi Hey
Wife Running After A Garbage Truck: Am I Too Late For The Garbage?

Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.

Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.
Girl-Hum kaha Ja Rahe He..?

boy-Long Drive Par..!!

girl-Pahle kyo Nhi Bataya..?

boy-Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jub Breck Nai Laga
.+??+.
? 1 ?
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Yeh
Lo
1 Rupee
ka
Coin
Aur
Mujhe
Cute
Sa
$m$
karo
kanjusi
ki
Bhi
koi
Had
Hoti
Hai

Aur
kHABARDAR
Is
1 rupee
ki
T0ffee
khareedi
To...
Special prayer jst 4 u...

U''l b a Rose 4al Flowers

U''l b a Smile 4al Faces

U''l b a Spring 4al Trees

U''l b a brother 4al

''SMART girls''

kaho Ameen!!
U think of ME and I think of U.
When v both think of each other,
Do u knw what it means ?
It means v both have no work to do!!

Dono "NIkAMMAY"
Na hawa na saya hai,
ehsas ham hi ko aaya hai,
hamein bhi sms kr k dekh lo,



company ne ye mobail aap ki Girl friend k liye nahi banaya hay
Ya Allah
Ya Rehman
Ya Raheem

Daro mat kisi ko 4wd nai kerna khud hi parrh lo...

Sawab mile ga Paaapi Insaan.. :-)
Benzeer apne kataab ma likhti hai
A for apple.
B for banana.


Bilawal k abu zara jaldi "oper" ana:-)
Barbaad Honay ke Aur Bhi Raastay Thay
GHALIB...!!!

Najane tumain ''PPP'' ko Vote Daine ka khayal kyun Aaya.......????
Aj Titanic ki 98th anivrsry hay.


So plz sab pyar karne walon se request hay k,

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"DOOB
kar mar jaaye:-D