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When a Girl Accepts Your friend
Request
it means she accepted Your
"friendship" Not Your "Proposal"..
When a Girl sends you a friend
Request it means She wants to be your friend
not Your Girlfriend.
When She Tag you
it means she wants to share her
Thoughts with You
'n not that She's Lost in Your Thoughts..
When she comments on Your status
it means She's just being Social 'n not
Flirting..
When She Like Your comment
it means She like Your Comment not You. !
" Read Carefully "

Do you Know The Relation between your Two Eyes?

They
Blink Together,
Move Together,
Cry Together,
See Things Together And Sleep Together.

Though They never see each other,

friendship Should be just like that.

Life is Hell without friends.
'Dulha: plz bilkul sch btana k shadi se pehle tumhare kitne boy friends thy?Dulhan ne ek lifafa usko pkra diya jis mein moong ki daal k kuch daane aur Rs.150 thy
husb:ye kya hy?
Wife:main jb b koi boy friend bnati thi to is main ek daana daal deti thi.
Husband (Daane gin kr shukr krta hai k bht ziada nhi hain): tumhare bs 6 boy frnds thy? Aur ye is 150 rupy ka kya matlab hai?
Wife:10 din pehle main ne 2kilo daal bechi thi,ye usi k paise hain.:-P'
class:
bardasht.
attendence:
hera pheri
class room:
no entry
teacher:
jani dushman
exam:
evil dead
examinor:
Don
friends during paper:
ham ap ke hen kon???
marking:
andha kanoon
exam time:
Qayamat
cheating:
lage raho munna bhai
question paper:
paheli
answer paper:
kora kaghaz
result:
sadma
pass:
chamatkar
fail:
Devdas
future:
na tum jano na ham...:)
FULL TIME FILMY
FEes Maafi ki Application
To
The principal'
High school.
Sir,
seedhi baat ye hai ka meray abu ne
mujhy Fees Ka liya 1200 rupay diye thay,
500 ki dosto ka sath film dekh li.
250 ki pepsi aur burgers khaa liya.
150 ka girl friend ko easy load krwa diya.
300 science vali miss per shart har gaya.
Me smjta tha ka unka sirf math walesir ka sath chakar hai,
par unka ka to aap ka sath bhi chakar hai.
Ab ap ka pas2 hi rastay hainsir jee meri fees mauf ya phr ap ka
raaz faash
shukriya.
1 Larka Apni Girl friend k Sath 'GOL GAPPAY' KHA RAHA THA ANKHOON MIEN ANKHIEN DAAL KER
GIRL SHARMA K : ITNEY GHOR SE KIUN DEKH RAHEY HO
BOY : HOLI HOLI KHA PUKHIEY.....!!
Meaning of F.R.I.E.N.D.S.H.I.P
Fun…………That friends share when they are together.
Reliability….A true friend is someone that you can always rely on.
Interest…….Someone who is genuinely interested in u,ur fears, joys, and life.
Energy………They pick you up when you are down, and give you the energy to go on and believe in yourself.
Nothing��…..Nothing is ever too much, no matter what time it is, night or day.
Distance…….Although the miles may separate you, a true friend is never far away.
Secrets……..Your feelings and personal/private thoughts that you can only share with a friend.
Happiness……The way I feel when we are together.
Inseparable….Through good times and bad, tears and laughter. A friend will always be there for you.
Perfect……..The friendship
*~SARDAR: Yaar Tere Bhai di Maut da bara Afsos hoya, Waisy hoya Ki Si?
friend: Goli lagi Si Mathey Wich.
Sardar: Oh Tu
Shukar Kar Akh bach gai..%-)
friendship is
Not History to forget
Not Maths to Calculate
Not Language to Translate
Only Chemistry that React between Hearts...
ik muddat ke baad uski awaz suni
tuo dil ne mujhse ye swal poocha
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abbe jaldy yaad kar "konsi wali hai"!!!
Exams are like girl friends
- difficult 2 understand
- too many questions
- more explanations are needed
And results are most of the time failure...
4 Rules 2 following in life :-

friendship : Take it never leave it.
Love : Share it never keep it..
Respect : Earn it never ask it...
Trust : Make it never break it....