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Frienship Roses

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( \\ ) one for the friendship
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( \\ ) One for the money.
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( \\ ) One for the happiness
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( \\ ) One for the popularity
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Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.

Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
friend: Y did’nt u ecchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody
2 exchange in the lower birth..

I will give both of them

Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
coins I have in my pocket?
friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?
Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them

Roz roz ka drama nahi hota

2011 is coming

Wish u a very
Happy new year
Valentine’s day
Basant
23rd march
14 august
Eid ul fitr
Eid ul azha
friendship day
Mother, father
Dadi, dada
Nana, nani
Children’s day
Happy b’day
365 good mornings
After noons, evenings’
& nights

Roz roz ka drama nahi
Hota mujh se
Ab pura saal mat kehna
SMS nahi kia

My Dear Brothers n Sisters :-)

In a school function

A K.G boy started closing his ears with
both hands,
when girl was about to start her speech
Others asked him Why r you closing your ears?

He replied: Dude, She is my Girlfriend n She is
gonna start her speech with
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My Dear Brothers n Sisters :-)

Girl fully exhausted

A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,

When her friends asked her what happened?

She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,

“I thought It was MONEY”

A Millionaire

A woman told her friend:"I've made my husband a millionaire."
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friend:Wow that's great, what was he before he married you ?
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Woman:
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A Billionaire.

Strength

A boy tried to lift a heavy stone but he couldn't move it,

His friend asked him:Are you sure you are using all your strength ?

Boy:Yes,i am.

friend:No you are not because you haven't asked me to help you.
"I'm your friend & I'm your Strength"

B.COM

Sardar:Mere liye koi achi si larki ka rishta bata.

friend:Yaar ek larki hai B.com ki,

Sardar:Yaar Qom koi bhi ho par larki parhi likhi honi chahiye.

birthday

Your B”thday Is A Day Set Aside Just To Celebrate You,
A Day To Shower You With Attention And Appreciate Your
Gudness And Warmth, In My Own,I Celebrate You The Rest
Of The Year,Too For You Are A Very Rare Person And Special
friend And I Thank You For Being The Wonderful Part Of My World..
Happy B”thday My 4ever friend..

Sher

2 friends ne Jungle mein ek Sher ko dekha to ek dost Darakht pe charh gaya aur doosra Zameen pe let gaya aur saans rokli.
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Sher paas aya aur bola:
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Na puttar Na.....yaha pe Zubaida aapa k totke nahi chalte.

Friendship

A line said by a friend to his friend after both got busy in their lives & didn't contact each other.
"Miss your smile a lot but I miss my own smile more"

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