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Jab Question Paper ho out of Control.

Jab Question Paper ho out of Control.
Answer sheet ko kr k Fold....
Answer sheet ko kr k Fold.
Aeroplane bana k bole!
All will fail!

Student kia jane Result kia hoga?

Marks milegay ya Zero pe Tie ho ga.
Toh Girl friend ghuma... Paisa Ura.
Paisa Ura k bole.
Papa All is Well!!

Agar tumhara dost or girlfriend

Teacher -
Agar tumhara dost or girlfriend,
kashti me doob rahe ho to tum kise
bachaoge..? .
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Student – Marne do dono ko.!
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Student- Saale dono 1 sath 1 kasti mein
kar kya rhe the

I’m engaged with someone

Boy- I Love you.
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Girl- I’m engaged with
someone

and i have a boyfriend
& i also have 2 serious afairs.

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Boy(after long thinking)

“DEKH LE KUCH ADJUST HO SAKE TOH”

Wishing you a day

Wishing you a day filled with love and cheer.
May you be surrounded by all your loved ones.
May this year bring you prosperity,
fortune and friendship.
Happy Birthday to you..!!

Blessed

I hope that your day is Blessed with happiness and joy Sunshine and friendship Happy Birthday

Sardar darakht pe

Sardar darakht pe ulta latka howa tha
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friend: Tu darakht pe kion latka hai?
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Sardar: Sar dard ki goli khayi hai kahen pait mai na chali jaye

night is bright

Hi moon!
dim your light

hello wind!
gentle breeze

Hello Earth!
gently turn

Because my friend is going to sleep.

friends

Bicharr ke to khat bhi na likhe yaron ne,
Kabhi kabhi ki adhoori si baat se bhi gaye.!

aap ki girl friend k saharay

Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua,
Umar bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge,
Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi,
Hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge.

6 reasons to prefer GUNS over WOMEN

6 reasons to prefer GUNS over WOMEN

1.U can trade an old 45 for a new 22

2.U can admire a friend's gun & He'll let u try it

3.Ur Gun stays with u even if u r out of munitions

4.Guns function normal everyday

5.Gun do not mind if U go 2 sleep after u use it

6.MOST IMP: U can buy a SILENCER for A GUN! =P ;) :-)

friends

Anyone can make you SMILE,
anyone can make you CRY,
But it is that special person
That can make you smile with tears in your eyes.

Pure friendship

Pure friendSHIP is like SUGARCANE;
you
crush it,
twist it,
squeez it,
beat it to pulp;
all that u’ll get only
“SWEETNESS”

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