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SArdar In UK Hotel

SArdar In UK Hotel Khana Khane Gia

Wo Murgi Khana Chahta Tha Lekin Murgi Ki english Bhol Gia

Thy Askd Wht Do U Want SRdar G?

SArdar Replid: Éggs'' Mother.)

Aik sardar Europe gia

Aik sardar Europe gia wahan us ko police ne roka aur investigation start kar di..

Sardar ko english nai ati thi..

Us ne Sick Leave ki Application suna di.

Police ne use Pagal samajh k chor dia..

Wife:wah sardar jee tusi te great o

Sardar: O a te kuch vi nai hale te may Thirsty Crow nai sunai.. =P ;->

In French: Bon jour

In French: Bon jour
In Spanish: Te Quiro
In Italian: Teamo
In Yugoslav: Volim Te
In english: Good Morning
In Punjabi: Uth Moya Kam te nahi jana?

1 Pathan 2sre Pathan

1 Pathan 2sre Pathan Se- Yaar "Mujhy Roza Lag Raha Hy" ki english Kia Hogi

2nd Pathan: Khocha Bohat Easy Hy
"The Roza Is Touching To Me...." =P ;)

Misuse of English!

Misuse of english!

A Diagram in A Book Was Not Clear
So da Teacher Drew The Diagram On Da Blackboard
&
said:
“Dont Look At The Book Figure,Look At My Figure”:D

An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.

An englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.

Titanic was sinking.

Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”?
Santa: 2 KMs.
englishman jumped into sea.
englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)?
Santa: Downwards!

Colda & hota r fruits

Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:

1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I’m not a mango man

2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits

3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
english comes 2 me also

4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.

5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)

IN Frenc

IN French: "bonjour" IN Spanish: "Te quiro" IN Italian: "Teamo" IN english: "Good morning" IN Punjabi: "uth BEGHAIRTA kum te nai jana"

IN Frenc

IN French: "bonjour" IN Spanish: "Te quiro" IN Italian: "Teamo" IN english: "Good morning" IN Punjabi: "uth BEGHAIRTA kum te nai jana"

A very old lady teacher of English ask this question with the class:

A very old lady teacher of english
ask this question with the class:

When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense is it?

One pupil answered: Its the past tense of course.

Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,

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