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# Gul Khan Ne Job K liye Apply kia..

Jawab aaya to khushi mein 1 Grand Party de dali.

Dost ne farmayesh ki k appointment letter dikhao.

Gul Khan: Ye english main hai, main tarjuma karta hun,

"Dear Gul khan you do not meet"

pyary gul khan ap to milty hi nahi

"our requirements"

hamari zaroorat ho ap


"no further correspondence"

or zidd na karain jaldi ajayen

"will be entertained"


Aap ki bohot khidmat ki jaye gi.
Teacher 2 Pathan:
Jis Aadmi Ko Sunai Na De Usy english Main Kya Kahain Ge?

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Pathan: Jo Marzi Keh Do..
Usko Konsa Kuch Sunai Dega...;-)=D
Ek pathan apne exam ka result net pe dekh kar,....Oye yara ye kya.....mein fail hogaya aur wo bhi english k paper mein,
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It's UNPOSSIBLE.
Do u want 2 know who is our GOD ?

go to ''Write Msg'',
activate dictionary english(T9 font) & press 7273687 Number Buttons
english Wonder

These Words Have Something In Common...
Banana, Dresser, Grammar, Potato, Revive, Uneven

Could U identify ?

In each of the words listed,
Move 1st letter to the end of the word and read backwards.
It spells the same... (:->
Shahi Mewa
Pepsi Cola
Ding Dong Bubble
5 Star Molty Foam
National Tomato Ketchup
Shan Chat Masala
Matro Agarbatti
Millat Fan
Rooh Afza
Lado Sabun
Dawlance
Nokia
Nazpan Masala
Metro Bus
Geo Tv Netwark
Gold Leaf
Bio Amala
PIA
Dawn Bread
english Tooth Paste
Tibbat Cream
Bonanza
Ariel
Ponstan Tablets
Rose Patel
Lukmani Manjan
Picaso Pen
Haleeb Milk
Bata Shoes


Banane waloon..
AuR Meri Taraf sAy Aap Ko . . .

/-/ EiD MUBARAK /-/
What Is, Is In Love (S6)

I’m a moth circling the light of the beloved’s face.
Give me your soul-nourishing hand, and nothing else.

If my body is cut from head to toe,
Every joint is love’s abode, and nothing else.

When the drum of “Am I not your Lord?” was beaten,
to test the friend from the enemy,
when the Friend asked, He heard His answer:
I said the name of love, and nothing else.

(Carl’s english poetic experiment:
I said “trouble!” but that’s
love, and nothing else.)
We have 26 LETTERS in english.
But before 1947, we had only 24 letters.

Do u know y ?

Bcoz ''U'' and ''I'' were not born at tat time... ;->
Tournament

Hansa:- Ae He He Praful,

Tournament Matlab

Praful:- Tournament Hansa!!!

Ye Jo Tumne Jhumke Pehne Hain,

Gehne Pehne Hain
Inko english Me Kya Kehte Hain, Bolo Bolo!!

Hansa:- Aaa Han Han Tournament, (Hansa Khush)

Melisa:-(Chidh Kar)Are Use Tournament Nahi Ornament Kehte Hain

Hansa:- Are Kuchh Bhi Mat Bolll

Ek Jhhumka -- Ornament

Do Jhhumke -- Two Ornament "Tournament"

Ae Praful!! Ye Melisa Ko Bhi Babuji Ki Tarah Kuchh Bhi Nahi Ataa
Teacher: isko english man translate kro

"Saima ny kpry pehen lye hyn"


boys: "Oh! Shit we are late" :->
a punjabi woman to an english doctor telling him about his ill child
my kaka iz ill
6 monthda
na eatda
na drinkda
na sleepda
bas har welay
weepda he weepda
Hai Dum To Jawab BHEJO.
Is Sentence Ko english Me Translate Karo.
" Ganje Ki Maang Me Sindoor "
Its A Challange 4 U... ;->