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Youngistaan se kabristan...
Why to have Pe(psi)stiside drinks? ...

Have a glass of milk to think n act better

Wht Will A "drink" Calld If It Is Made By Pthan,

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Socho. .

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Nahi

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Let Me Tell U

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"Khocha Kola"

BEER Is Now

BEER Is Now

Cheaper

Than PETROL!

"drink"

Don''t DRIVE

Catch her by her waist

Catch her by her waist

Bring her home

Keep your hand on her neck

Put your lips on her lips

And have a nice .....

drink!

COCA COLA BuuRrrrrrrrrrrrr :)

Wat Is D Diff B/W

Wat Is D Diff B/W

Poison & Alcohol?

If U drink Alcohol,

U Will Dance Around People,

If U drink Poison

People Wil Dance Around U..!

What''s Te Difference Between

What''s Te Difference Between Poison And Alcohol ... ???

If U drink Alcohol

U Will Dance Around People

If U drink Poison

People Will Dance Around You ;->

Girl:If V Get Maried Stp Smoking

Girl:If V Get Maried Stp Smoking
Boy:Ok
G:drinking Too
B:Ok
G:&Goin 2the Night CLUB.
B:Yes
G:Wat Else U Can Leave
B:D Idea Of Marry U

Whn V Drink

Whn V drink
V Get Drunk
Whn V Get Drunk
V Fall Asleep
Whn V Fall Asleep
V Comit No Sin
Whn V Comit No Sin
V Go 2 Heaven

So

Lets All Get Drunk &
Go 2 Heaven

Tipz To Beat Da Summer

Tipz To Beat Da Summer

1-drink Lot Of Fresh Water

2-Cover Ur Head Wen Outside

3-Eat Vegetables

But Most Important

4-Msg Me Daily Bcoz I M So
Coool.. ;->

Kabhi Hamare Ghar Mehman

Kabhi Hamare Ghar Mehman Bankar Ana
Hum Tum Ko,
Chicken Biryani,
Qorma,
Tikka Boti,
Seekh Kabab,
Custard
Gulab Jamun,
Ice Cream,
Kabhi Hamare Ghar Mehman Bankar Ana
Hum Tum Ko
Chicken Biryani
Qorma
Tikka Boti
Seekh Kabab
Custard
Gulab Jamun
Ice Cream

Coldrink Ki Tasveeren Dikhaye Ge ;->

Coldrink Ki Tasveeren Dikhaye Ge ;->

After Eating Fish

After Eating Fish Santa Dont drink Water
Y
Coz
He Feared That Fish Will
Start Swimming In His Stomach

My Life Funda

My Life Funda

How 2 forget
love failure.
SMOKING ? no !
drinkING ? no !
DRUGS ? no !

Then what..?
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JUST LOVE ANOTHER ONE!

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