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A Puzzel 4 You

Tell me

I''m A Word Of 5 Letters

People Eat Me..!

If U Remove My 1st Letter i''ll Be A Form Of Energy

If U Remove My 1st 2 Letters i''ll Be Needed 4 Living...!

If U Remove My 1st 3 Letters i''ll Be Near U

If U Remove My 1st 4 Letters i''ll Be A drink 4 U..
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Answer: WhEAT
My Grand Father Lived For 96 Years

He Never Used Glasses


Sardar : Ya

I Know

Few People drink

Directly From Bottle
Santa: My Dctr Told
Me To drink Carrot
Juice Aftr A Hot Bath
2 Cure My Cold

Banta: Does It Work ?

Santa: I Don''t Know
I Can Never Finish
drinking d Hot Bath ... ;->
Refusing To Forgive Someone

Is Like drinking Poison,

And Waiting For

The Other Person To Die.
[- tOdaY''z tHoUgHt -]+


Eat And drink With Your Relatives . . . !!!



Do Business With Strangers . . . !!!
Excessive!
drinks, Babes, Cigaretes, R Enemies..
And
A Man Who Runs Away From His Enemies Is A Coward...
Great People Greate Thoughts!
How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?
Sardarji thinks N thinks hard
&
comes to a conclusion:
I’ll drink poison n let lion eat me.
Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
…nice drink…PEPSI
A man loses everything bcoz of drinking; He sees empty beer botles & smashes d 1st one swearing
"u r d reason i dont have a wife",



Smashes 2nd one saying "u r d reason i dont have a job."



Picks up 3rd bottle & notices its sealed & full of beer, he says

"STAND ASIDE, I KNOW U R NOT INVOLVED!!"
I like 3 things...

Pizza...

Pepsi...

& you...



Pizza to eat...


Pepsi to drink...



& you to clean the table.Hahaha.
Customer : Waiter, there''s a dead beetle in my soup.Waiter : Yes Sir, they are not very good swimmers.

Customer : Waiter, there''s a fly in my soup.Waiter : That''s all right, Sir, he won''t drink much.

Customer : Waiter, there''s a fly swimming in my soup.Waiter : So what! do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?

Customer : Waiter, what''s the meaning of this fly in my tea cup?Waiter : I wouldn''t know, Sir, I''m a waiter, not a fortune teller.

Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.Waiter : Funny? But why aren''t you laughing?
Once a Lady was drinking COKE,
MACHAR falls in ,Lady takes it out.
Machar Says MAA!
Lady asks why did u cal me MAA?
Machar says" Main teri COKE se nika hoon"