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PLASMA TV
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ka khali dabba

FERRARI CAR
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ka photo

SINGAPORE JANE
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wale plane ko bye bye ka moukka

aur
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mera sath dinner
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wo bhi aap k ghar par

Dunya ka sab se romentic mulk

Dunya ka sab se Romentic Mulk kon sa hai??????
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Pakistan Kyun?
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kyun ka yahan har ghar me
rozana candle light dinner hoti hai.
thank you Wapda

Sono Tum Bhool Mat Jana....!!

Mujhe Awaz de dena

Kabhi ice cream lao tu!
Kabhi murghi pakao tu!
Kabhi picnic pa jao tu!

Mujhe Awaz de dena

Wallet ma maal ziada ho!
Jo shopping ka Irada ho!
Kabhi dawat ma jana ho!

Ya kesi ko dinner pa bulana ho

Mujeh awaz de dena

Kabhi kisi se ho larna!!!!
Tu mjhe disturb na karna!

Kesi shaadi ma jana ho!
Jaise hi shuru khana ho!

Mujhe Awaz De Dena

Mujhe Tum Bhool Mat Jana
Sono Tum Bhool Mat Jana!!

picture

A woman shoots her
husband. Then she holds
him under water for over
5 minutes. Finally, she
hangs him. But 5 minutes
later they both go out and
enjoy a wonderful dinner
together.

How can this be?

Answer Updated :

She took a picture of him (shoots a picture.)
Then she held the picture/film under water to develop.
Finally she hung the picture to dry.

yes or no

Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no. :D

dinner should be light

Sardar:
Why Are You Standing Below
A Tube Light With An Open Mouth?

Pathan:
Because My Doctor Advised Me
Today's dinner Should Be Light.:-)

Once there lived a

Once there lived a SEXY MAN who had no wife, but still every night he enjoyed...

"dinner" ;->

u Dirty mind...

upper rakho
bole tou
keeP iT uP... =P

Tussi itrande v bohat

Tussi itrande v bohat ho
Tussi sharmande v bohat ho
Dill te kerda tanu dinner kerva dawan
Per ki karan Tussi khande v bohat ho

Riddle 4 u !

Riddle 4 u !

A woman shoots her
husband. Then she holds
him under water for over
5 minutes. Finally, she
hangs him. But 5 minutes
later they both go out and
enjoy a wonderful dinner
together.

How can this be?

Answer Updated :

She took a picture of him (shoots a picture.)
Then she held the picture/film under water to develop.
Finally she hung the picture to dry

Dr"s prescription fo

Dr"s prescription for today.A cute little smile for breakfast.
More laugh for Lunch,Lots of happiness for dinner,Dr"s fee...
whole Day think of me....G@@D Morning...

Hi Had Ur Dinner?

Hi Had Ur dinner?
Den Go 2 Bed Fast
Because Something Is Waiting 4 U
Do U Know What Is That..?
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Sweet Dreamz

Gud Nite!

" Love Ka Breakfast

" Love Ka Breakfast

Ishq Ka Lunch,

Piyaar Ka Sallan ,

Mohabat Ka Salad,

Pupi Ki Pepsi,

Jhappi Ka Raita,

&

dinner With 1 Long French Kiss "

( gOoOOod nIghT )

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