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Apni Sanso Ko Rok Lijiye,


dil Ki Dharkano Ko Tham Lijiye,


Naak Band Krlo Apne Apne Q K
Pappu Ko Paad Aa Rha Hy... ;->
dil CHEER K Dikhaon To Dard Dhund
Na Paaoge


Wah Wah


dil CHEER K Dikhaon To Dard Dhund
Na Paoge

Q Ki
Dard To Mere SIR Me He..
Warning:

Kamzor dil K Hazraat Ye Msg Na Parhen>
Ek Princess Elan Krti Hy
''Jo Admi 3 Glass Thook Piyega Me Us Se Shadi Krongi''

1 Pathan Bola Me Piyonga
Wo 2 Glass P Kr Ruk Jata Hy
Princess Khti Hy
''Q?

Haar Gaye Kya?''
Pathan Bola
''Nahi..

Balgham Chaba Rha Hoon''


Aakh Thoo
Is Dunya Me 1 Ache
Insaan Ka Mlna Ksi
Mojze Se Kam Nhi
1 Aisa Insan Jo
Khunsurat dil Aur
Purkashish Shaksiyat
Ka Malik Ho
Islye





















Qadar Kro Meri Zalimo''n ... ;->
Shrminda Tb Nhi Hoty
Jb Zuban Se Buri Bat Nkal Jaye
Or Shrmnda Hm Tb B Nhi Hote
Jb dil Se Kisiki Yad Nkal Jaye
Arey
Shrmndagi To Us Wqt Hoti Hy
Jb Shadi Me Khamoshi Ho
Or
ZOR SE PAAD Nkal Jaye :P ;->
Tum Saari Dunya Se
HAT Ker Ho ...

Tumhari Guftugu
Tumhara Style
Tumhara Sab Kuch
HAT Kr Hy ...

Is Lye Tmhai''n Dekhte Hi
dil Kehta Hy



















HATA BAY .... ;->
dil Badal Na Dena SIM Ki Terha

MOHABBAT Low Na Krna BATTERY Ki Terha

PYAR Kam Na Krna BALANCE Ki Terha

Hamesha Meri ZARURAT Mehsus Krna CHARGER Ki Terha ... ;->
Mer dil Tor Ker
Pohanchai Tum Ne Mere
dil Ko Thais



Mer dil Tor Ker
Pohanchai Tum Ne Mere
dil Ko Thais










Tan ? = Perpendicular Upon Base ... ;->
Nazar Se Aap Ne Muje Jo Current Mara Hy,

Boht Buland Boht Unt Shunt Mara Hy,

Smjho Aise K Jaise dil K Rkshy Ko,

Truck Ne Puray Ka Pura Front Mara Hy.. :p ;->
Wife : Sunye Rat Ko Mai Kawab Dekha K Ap Ne
Mujhe Naye Kapre Karidney k Lye 2 Hazar Rupee Diye Ha Ap YaqaNan kud Ko itna Bare dil Wala Sabit
kare Ga Jitna Mai Ne Kawab Mai Dekha

Husband : Ha Bagum Tum Wo 2 Hazar Apne Pas Hi
Rakho jo Mai Ne tumhien Khawab Mai Diye the . . ;->
Sharminda tab nahi hotay


jab Zuban se buri BAAT nikal jaye



aur sharminda ham tab b nahi hotey


jab dil se kisi ki YAAD nikal jaye



Aray Sharmindagi to tab hoti hai hamain


Jab shaadi mein khamoshi ho or Zor se PAAD nikal jaye.
) '' (
/ )..)..poooon..
L_/_/,
Nazar Se Aap Ne Muje Jo Current Mara Hy,

Boht Buland Boht Unt Shunt Mara Hy,

Smjho Aise K Jaise dil K Rkshy Ko,

Truck Ne Puray Ka Pura Front Mara Hy.. :p ;->