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WO mujhay choor gya hay
y baat tu sach hay
magar baat hay ruswai ki
WO jhan khain bhi gya
loat kay meray hi pas aya
ik yahi baat achhai hay meray harjai ki
School vs University
School=Pencil, Rubber, Sharpner, Scale,
Uni=Ek balpen wo b frnds se cheena hua,
School=Class me enter hony se phly May i come,
Uni=Bina batae he mobile kan se lga k class se bhr,
School=bag me hr sbjct ki book & copy,
Uni=Yar aik paper to phar k de de,
School=Class test me star,
Uni=Full moon hi naseeb hota hy yar
School=Dost mje wo wali class felow achi lagti hai, 2nd ok
Uni=Jigr bachi chek kr, dusra oye shram kr bhabi hai teri
Wondrful school days&LOVELY UNI LIFE.
Aey Chand Ki Kirnoon Jao Na!!!
Tum Us Ko choo Kar Aao Na
Woh Kub Kub Kia kia Karti Ha
Woh Jagti Hai Ya Sooti Ha
Woh Kis Say Baatein Karti Ha
Woh Sham Ko Kesi Lugti Ha
Woh Raat Ko Kaesi Dikhti Ha
Aey Chand Ki Kirnoon Jao Na!!!
Jub Woh Sooay Kesi Lugti Ha
Jub Jagay Kesi Dikhti Ha
Tum Chupkey Chupkey Jao Na
Tum Us Ko choo Kar Aao Na
Mein Us K Bin Adhura Hoon
Or Jeena Dush War Lugta Ha
Tum Kaan Mein Us K Keh Dena
Koi Yaad Usay Bohut Karta Ha
Aey Chand Ki Kirnoon Jao Na!!!
Kal Shaam Tere Ghar Qiyaam Kis Ka Tha
Na Tha Koi Musafir To Ehtmam Kis Ka Tha

Likh Likh Ke choomti Rahi Jisko Raat Bhar
Hamein Bhi Batao Wo Naam Kis Ka Tha

Jis Ko Sun Kar Ro Pare Ehl-E-Mehfil
Itna Bheegta Hoa Anjaam Kis Ka Tha

Hamien Pee Ke Hosh Na Raha Saqi
Wo Hath Kis Ka Tha Wo Jaam Kis Ka Tha
AJ TU BESABAB UDASS HAI JII
ISHQ HOTA TU KOI BAAT B THI

JALTA PHIRTA HOON DOPHARON MAI
JANE KIA CHEEZ KHO GAYE MERI

CHUPTA PHIRTA HAI ISHQ DUNYA SE
PEHLTI JA RAHI HAI RUSWAII

AAJ TU WO B KUCH KHAMOSH SA THA
MAI NE B IS SE KOI BAAT NA KI

AIK DUM IS KE HONT chooM LIE
YE MUJHE BETHE BETHE KIA SOOJHI

AIK DUM ISKA HATH CHORADIA
JANE KIA BAAT DARMIYAN AYEE

TU JO ITNA UDAAS HAI LATIF
TUJHE KIA HOGAYA BATA TU SAHI
Labon ki sersarahat se
badan k choor hony tak

Main tujh ko is tarah chahoon
K meri saans ruk jaye

Khataon par khata'ain hun
Na ho kuch baat kehny ko

Main tujh men yun sama jaon
K meri saans ruk jaye

Na himmat tujh men ho baqi
Na himmat mujh men ho baqi

Magar itna qareeb aaon
K meri saans ruk Jaye

Tery honton pe jab rakhun
Main apny hont kuch aesy

Ya teri pyaas bujh jaye
YA MERI SAANS RUK JAYE
Fisq hua duniya se door,
zehen ka ho gya Fitoor,
Khair ka hai har simt zuhoor,
sheesha e baatil chekna choor,
Neki neki subh o shaam,
Allah Allah mah e siyam,

Ho gaya parcham e khair buland,
Shaitan hai ab qaid men band,
Momin ke hai kaam pasand,
Nekiyan pahle se do chand,
Neki neki subh o shaam,
Allah Allah mah e siyam,
Bohat “ROYA” kary ga Wo,

Hijar ki weeran Raaton mein,

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Hamari Qurbatoon k jab,

Saharay “chooT” jaen gey…

A student was asked to write a signboard 4 da traffic rules near school

He wrote: drive carefully so not kill the students


wait for the teachers
ERI Azmaton Se Hon Be-khabr Ye Meri Nazar ka Qasur Ha! TERI Rah Guzar Mein Qadam Qadam Kahin Arsh Hai kahin Toor Ha! Ye Baja Hai MALIK-E-DO JAHAN Meri Bandagi Main Qasoor Hai! Ye khata Hai Meri khata Mger TERA Naam B To GHAFOOR Hai Ye Bata TUJH Se Miloon kahan Mujhe TUJH Se Milna Zaroor Hai! Kahin Dil ki Shart Na Daalna! Abhi Dil Gunahon Se choor Hai TU Bakhsh De Mere Sub Gunah! Teri Zaat Raheem-o-Ghafoor Hai
sardar g: O teri to mithaai ki dukaan hy,, tera dil nahi karta mithaai khhany ko !!!!
2nd sardar: yar dil to bra krta hy mgr abba g ne mnaa kia hy.....
iss liye choos choos k rakh deta hoon...
TERI Azmaton Se Hon Be-khabr
Ye Meri Nazar ka Qasur Ha!
TERI Rah Guzar Mein Qadam Qadam

Kahin Arsh Hai kahin Toor Ha!
Ye Baja Hai MALIK-E-DO JAHAN
Meri Bandagi Main Qasoor Hai!

Ye khata Hai Meri khata Mger
TERA Naam B To GHAFOOR Hai
Ye Bata TUJH Se Miloon kahan

Mujhe TUJH Se Milna Zaroor Hai!
Kahin Dil ki Shart Na Daalna!
Abhi Dil Gunahon Se choor Hai

TU Bakhsh De Mere Sub Gunah!
Teri Zaat Raheem-o-Ghafoor Hai