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Woh Aksar Mujhse Kehta Hai K,

Tum Be-hadd Shor Machati Ho,

Jab Pyaar Se Mujhe Bulao Gey,

Tab Dorr K Mein To Aaon Gi

Tab Paayal Meri Chankay Gi,

Paayal Ka Shoor To Ho Ga Hee!

Jab Meri Kalaai Pakro Gey,

Tab choori Meri Khankay Gi,

Jab choori Meri Khankay Gi,

choori Ka Shoor To Ho Ga Hee!

Jab Aankh Teri Dumkay Gi,

Jab Jazbay Shoor Machein Gey,

Jazboon Ka Shoor To Ho Ga Gee!

Mere Jhumkay Se Jab Tum Kheelo Gey,

Wo Gaal Ko Meri choomain Gey,

Bey Chain Se Tum Ho Jaoo Gey

Ik Lehar Uthay Gi Seenay Mein!

Us Lehar Ka Shoor To Ho Ga Hee!

Wo Aksar Mujhse Kehta Hai

Tum Bey Hadd Shoor Machati Ho!
While choosing a book,

1month B4 exam
We refer to
"Foreign Authors"

10 days B4 exam
"Local Author"

&

On Da day ov exam
V r da ''Authors''! =P
Labon ki sersarahat se.
badan k choor hony tak.

Main tujh ko is tarah chahoon.
K meri saans ruk jaye.

Khataon par khata'ain hon.
Na ho kuch baat kehne ko.

Main tujh main yoon sama jaoun.
K meri saans ruk jaye.

Na himmat tujh main ho baqi.
Na himmat mujh main ho baqi.

Magar itna qareeb aaoun.
K meri saans ruk Jaye.

Tere honton pe jab rakhoon.
Main apny hont kuch aise.

Ya teri pyaas bujh jaye.
YA MERI SAANS RUK JAYe
Suna Hai Neya Saal Phir Aa Raha Hai

Khushiyan Bhi Hoon Gee ” Baharain Bhi Hoon Gee
Magar Hum To Guzry December Ki Sochoon Mein Gum Hain
Keh” Jab Tu Mere Paas Thi

Hath Tera Mere Hath Mein tha
Aor Khushiyan Chaar Su Hamary Sath Thin

Magar Ab Akele Tumhain Sochty Hain
Yahi Khof Daman Se Lipta Hua Hai
Keh”

Aisa Na Ho Es Baras Bhi December
Tumhary Bina He Kahin Beet Jay
December To Har Saal Aata Rahy Ga
Magar Tum Na Ho Gy To Kuch Bhi Na Ho Ga !

Suna Hai Neya Saal Phir Aa Raha Hai !
Ek hi colour ka dress pehn kr hum sb lgte they kitne ache

School lgta tha poultry farm
Aur hum sb murghi k bachay

Mjhko smjh na aya aj tak teacher ka ye funda..

Humein bana deti thi murgha or khud copy pe deti thi anda..
Admi bakriyan chara raha tha

Pathan:
ye bakriyan kahan ly ja rhy ho?


Admi:
Inhen school chorne ja rha hon


Pthan:
Mjy pagal smja ha?







Aj to itwar ha..
Bara Mushkil Hai School ki "Miss" Se Pyar Karna
FARAZ. . .



Love Letter Bheja Tha,
Home Work Samajh k "STAR" De Diya..
In a school function

A K.G boy started closing his ears with
both hands,
when girl was about to start her speech
Others asked him Why r you closing your ears?

He replied: Dude, She is my Girlfriend n She is
gonna start her speech with
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My Dear Brothers n Sisters :-)
Ek chooha sharab k drim mein gira,bahar nikal kar mast hokar sath mein soi huwi Billi ki dum pe paon rakh kar bola:
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"UTH MUNNI, CHULBUL PANDEY TERA DANCE DEKHNE AYA HAI"
School ki friendship 10th class tak,

Collage ki friendship final year tak,

Love ki friendship shaadi tak,
But
Humari friendship 30th February tak
Qk na 30th Feb aayegi aur na hi humari dosti tootegi.
Kaanto Bhari Raah Me Koun

Saath Deta Hai ?

Mom/Dad ? - NO

Husband/Wife ? - NO

Friends ? - NO

LOVE ? - NO

Only.........


Ur CHAPPALS !




Utha kar lo chooM Lo Yaar
Us ne honton se choo kar pani ko gulabi kardiya

Hamari Baat to or thi ae Faraz

Usne Machliyon ko bhi Sharabi Kar Diya.........