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OHM law

Teacher: Ohm's law sunao.

student: Pura tu nae aata bs akhir se aata hai. . .

Teacher: chalo shabash woe suna do.

Student: "That is called Ohm's Law" :-)

girls

Dedicated to all Girls

"LARKIYAN"

Kabhi Maum Ban K Pighal Jati Hain
...Kabhi Suraj Ki Tapish Se Jal Jati Hain

Yeh Larkiyan Kitni Ajeeb Hoti Hain
Sambhal Kay chalain Phir Bhi Phisal Jati Hain

ALLAH Ne Rakhi Un Main Aisi Mehek
Jis Sanchay Main Chaho Dhal Jati Hain

Kabhi Zara Si Baat Par Kar Laiti Hain Aankhain Namm
Tu Kabhi Pahaar Se Ghum Par Bhi Sambhal Jati Hain

Itni Sada Kay Apni Hi Bewaqti Par
Sabar Ka Thaam Kar Daman Behel Jati Hain

Nokrani

Nokrani:Saahib,aapke kisi khas dost ka phone aaya tha.

Saahib:Tujhe kaise pata chala k wo mera khas dost hai ?

Nokrani:(Sharmaaty huwe) puch raha tha Kameena ghar pe hai ?

Sufaid Baal

Husband:Aaj khana tumhari Maa ne banaya hai ?

Wife:Haan par apko kaise pata chala ?

Husband:Roz khaney mein kaaly baal milte hain aur aaj sufaid mila hai.

~DOSTI~

“DOSTI mosam nahi, keh
apni muddat pori karay orr
rukhsat ho jay,
DOSTI sawan nahi, keh
toot kar barsay or
tham jae,
DOSTI aag nahi, keh
sulgy bharkey or
bujh jae,
DOSTI aftab nahi, keh
chamkey or
doob jae,
DOSTI phool nahi, keh
khiley or
phir murjha jae,
DOSTI to saans hai jo chaley to sab kuch
toot jae to kuch bhi nahi…….. …

Faraz funny light sms

Methi Methi Yadon ko Palko pay saja lena.
Sath Guzre Lamhon ko Dil may Bsa lena
Main to Brson ka PYASA hoon ” FARAZ ”
BIJLI ajay to yaad se Motor chala dena

Aaj ka to din hi kharaab hai

Aadmi sharaab ka glass saamne rakh k Ghamzada betha huwa tha,
Dost aa kar uske sath betha aur uska glass utha kar ek hi ghoont mein pi kar bola:Yaar Q udaas ho ?

Aadmi:Yaar aaj ka to din hi kharaab hai,
Subha BV se jhagra huwa,

Raastey mein gaari kharaab hogayi,

Daftar late pohuncha to Boss ne nokri se nikaal diya,

Girlfriend ko easyload nahi bheja to wo bhi chhor k chali gayi,

Aur ab KHUDKUSHI karne k liye Sharaab mein zeher daal k peeny laga tha to wo bhi tumne pi liya.

Azaad Pakistan ke Nalaik Nojawano

Ghulami Mai Na Kaam Aati Hain Shamsheerain Na Tadbeerain
Jo Ho Zouq-e-Yaqeen Paida Tu Kat Jati Hain Zanjeerain

Happy Pakistan Day

Long Live Pakistan

‘Azaad Pakistan ke Nalaik Nojawano Agar Aaj Valentines Ya Friendship Day Hota To INBOX Full Hota chalo! Jaldi Se Utho Or Sab Ko Wish Karo. HAPPY Pakistan Day’

There Are Some Unforgetable Days
In The History Of Any Nation…

love

Rahye Manzal kia Saboot Don Tujhe

Jab Manzal mali to Payun mein chaly nahen

***************AJNABI******************

"ÄJNABI"

Usay Kaise Akela Chord Don Is Rah Main

Sath jo chalta Raha Majboriyon K Baad Bhi

Ban K Khushboo Rach Gaya Hai Yun Mere Ehsas Main

Door Ho Paya Nahin Wo Dooriyon K Baad Bhi

Rafta Rafta Us Ko Bhi Ye Duniya raas aa Gae!

Muskra K Wo Mila Hai Ranjishon K Baad Bhi

Faslay Kab Kam Hoye Hain Raabton K Baad Bhi

Ajnabi They Ajnabi Hain "Mohabbaton" K BÄAD Bhi!.

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