chal SMS Messages1341 messages

paisa,waqt,mustakbil aur allah

"paisa"
kehta ha mujhe hasil karo or sub ko bhulado

"waqt"
kehta hy mere peeche chalo,baqi sab ko bhulado.

"mustakbil"
kehta hy mere lye koshish karo or sub ko bhulado

"Allah"
sirf itna kehta hy k mujhe yaad karo main ye sub tere qadmon me daal dunga.

SUBHAN' ALLAH

Intazar ki Gariyaan khatam

Karachi k Bharam Baaz Dialog:

"Abay chal teri to"

"Us ki to mein"

"Bus kar zyada mat Phenk"

"chal nikal"

"Koot dy salay ko"

"Or Party"

"Dimagh ki dahi"

"Ye cheez dada"

"Bachi dekh"

"Teri Bhabi se baat kr rha hon"

"Hat gai na"

"Abe dhkkan"

"Ptli Gali pakar"

"Lash yaar"

"chal phhoot le"

"Latak mat"

"Teri wali ja rhi hai"

Ab Intizar kis bat ka hai,
Aakhir ye SMS karachi ki pehchan hai.
phenk de market me.'

Common sense

Zor se chali hawa.. urr gaya pappu..

wah wah!

zor se chali hawa urr gaya pappu..

phir?

phir kya?

Ruk gai hawa.. gir gaya pappu.. :P
Common sense :D

police

(Pak traffic police)

Motorcycle wala: Sir Meray papers to Complete hen!
Phir chalaan Kyn?

Police: Beta Double Sawaari Khul gai he
or Tu Single
ja raha hai.

dua umr k aahista chalay

Aae Umr-E-Rawaan Aahsta chal
Abhi Khasa Karz Chukana Hae,

Kuch Khuwaab Hain Jin Ko Likhna Hae,
Aur Tabeer Ki Surat Deni Hae,

Kuch Log Hain Ujrey Dil Waley,
Jinhain Apni Muhabbat Deni Hai,

Kuch Phool Hae Jin Ko Chunna Hae Aur Haar Ki Surat Deni Hae,

Kuch Apni Neendain Baaqi Hain,
Jinhain Bantna Hai Kuch Logo Mae,:Aur Un Ko Rahat Deni Hae,

:Aae Umr-E-Rawan Aahista chal,

Abhi Khaasa Karz Chukana Hae....!!!!

bikhartey maine dekha hai

Mohabbat Ki Haseen Rahon Mein Aksar Mene Dekha Hai

Jo Sathi Sath chalte They, Bichhartey Maine Dekha Hai,

Sajaatey They Barey Hi Shoq Se Khayalon Ki Haseen Duniya,

Bohat Choti Si Baaton Pe Ujartey Maine Dekha Hai,

Jo Kehte Thaay K Ik Pal Bin Tere Hum Reh Na Payenge,

Saamna Ab Ho To Chup Chap Guzartey Maine Dekha Hai,

Jo Kehte Thaay Tera Rishta Zamane Bhar Se Afzal Hai

Unhi Rishton Ko Pal Bhar Mein Bikhartey Maine Dekha Hai.

Shoaib Akhtar NeHarbhajan Ko Ye Keh

Shoaib Akhtar Ne
Harbhajan Ko Ye Keh Kr
Chup Kra Diya "FARAZ"
Keh "chal chal" Hum Ne Yeh
Pehla Match Sania Ki Wajah
Se Gift Kr Diya.

Songs Download karane hein

Sardar:Mobile mein kich songs download karwane hein.

Dukandar:Memory Card hai ?

Sardar:Shanakhti Card hai wo chalega ?
Memory Card abhi tak nahi banwaya.

din ek boy ko pata chala k may 3 mint me mar jawo ga..

din ek boy ko pata chala k may 3 mint me mar jawo ga..

us ny apni Lover and Friend ko message kiya

meray pas awo awar may ja raha ho

after 2 mint Lover ny reply kiya.

where are you going Dear i am very busy i will not come plzzzzzzzzzzzzzz you go.

usi waqt usky dost ka message aya

kahan ja rahy ho Dear ruk ma aa raha ho sath chalty hai.

Boy smile,

His eyes closed

His Heart stops

And he died...

Result:- Friend better then Lovers.

Dedicated 2 all(Friend & Lover)

Na who farishta ho na farishtey jaisa ho

Na who farishta ho na farishtey jaisa ho
Mujhey talash hai uski jo merey jaisa ho

Merey khulus ko pehchanta ho bus kafi hai
Who koi bhi ho, kahin bhi ho, kesa bhi ho

Meri khatir marney ka hosla bhi rkhta ho
Agar kabhi rooth jaoon mein us sey to

Muskra key manayee, woh aisa ho
Jo baat karey to woh nibha bhi sakey

Iradon mein woh apney chatanon jaisa ho
Dukhon mein hansney ka hunar janta ho

Ik aisa hamsafar jo samandar kitarah gahrah ho
Us key pyaar ki thandak ho merey liye aisi
Key woh to bilkul aasman key chand jaisa ho

Woh sirf mera ho, jo nigahon mein haya rakhta ho
Umar bhar saath chalney ka azam-e-wafa rakhta ho

Jo khwab deney ko qadir ho meri aankhon ko
Meri mohabbat ko pehchan sakay woh aisa ho

Chalo Hum Maan Lete Hain,

chalo Hum Maan Lete Hain,
Ye Duniya Jhoot Kehti Hy,
…Tumhe Hum Se Nahi Ulfat,
chalo Hum Maan Lete Hain,
Tumhari Be’qrari Ki,
Wajha Kuch Aur Hi Hogi,
Nigaahen Mujse Milte Hi,
Tumhare Muskrane Ka,
Sabab Kuch Aur Hi Hoga,
Jise Km’fehm Logon Ne,
Mohabbat Naam De Daala,
Mgr Itna Bataa Do Tum,
Bicharte Waqt Jan-E-Jaan!
Palat Kr Dekh K Hum Ko,
Tumhari Jheel Si Aankhen,
chalakti Ja Rhi Thi Kyun…??
Hame Tarpaa Rhi Thi Kyun…….?

peshawar ki police

Peshawar Ki Police Ka Bhi Jawab Nahi Hai

1 Pathan Talaab Main Naha Raha Tha

Police Wala Kehta Hai

chal Ooye Bahar Aa Kar Kapry Pehan

Teri Talashi Leni Hai.:

Categories Anniversary Ascii Bengali Birthday Break Up Broken Heart Christmas Decent Diwali Double Meaning Durga Puja Easter Eid Mubarak English Poetry Exam Faraz Fathers day Flirt Friendship Funny Geo Or Jeenay Do Get Well Soon Good Luck Good Morning Good Night Greeting Halloween Holi Independence Day Inspirational Insult Islamic Khichdi Kiss Love Love Stories Miss You Mother's Day Naughty New Year Pashto Politics Punjabi Q n A Quatations Rainy day Rakhi Ramdan Riddle Romantic Sad Sardar Smile Sorry Teachers day Today's thought Urdu Poetry

chal SMS Messages1341 messages

Search SMS Messages