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Sacha waqiya....


ek buzurg kisi kay ghar tashreef lay gaee sara khandan baba jee pas jama thaa ksi nay shan main gustakhi kar di. theek 10 mint bad sara khandan andha ho gaya aur zoor zoor say ronay aur chillany laga, baba jee hamain maaf kar do hum par raham karoo atnay main baba je uthayy aur joti uthai aur sub ko ek ek lagaee aur farmaya...

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kambakhto light chali gaee.
kabhi Lafz bhool jaon

Kabhi baat bhool jaon

Tujhe is qadar chahon

Apni zaat bhool jaon

uth ker jo kabhi tere

paas se chal doon to

jaate huwe khud ko

tere paas bhool jaon
Sad Sms
MANZILAIN BHI US KI THEIN RASTA BHI US KA THA.. AIK MAIN AKELA THA
QAFLA BHI US KA THA.. SATH SATH chalNE KI SOCH BHI US KI THI.. RASTA
BADALNE KA FAISLA BHI US KA THA.. AAJ KYUN AKELA HOON DIL SAWAL KARTA
HAI.. LOG TU US KE THAY KIA KHUDA BHI US KA THA
Zindagi to apnay hi Qadmon pe chalti hai Faraz..,
Auron k $aharay to Janazay utha kartay hain.
Sardar darakht pe ulta latka howa tha
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Friend: Tu darakht pe kion latka hai?
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Sardar: Sar dard ki goli khayi hai kahen pait mai na chali jaye
Teacher: Es mohawary ko Jumlay mai estimal karo
"Mun mai pani ana"
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Sardar Student: Jese hi mai ne nal ko mun se lag kar nal chalo kia tu mere mun mai pani agia
Year 1963
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Aug 3rd
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Evening, 07:48
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Uss waqt kuch nahi hua tha.
chalo apna kaam karo!
Sara din sms padte rahte ho!!
Jab bhi tumhara msg aata hai
Hamara room room machal jata hai
Aang aang mein gudgudi hota hai
Yeh tumhara sms ka kasoor nahi hai
Yeh toh mobile ki vibration ka kamaal hai
OYe Tere Blood Group kia hy?
JADi Bta YR Abi
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Veena Mailk ki Tabiyat Bht kharb
hy Doctor ne kha hy k Sirf Begairaton ka
khoon hi chalay ga……
1 admi car main 2 lrkiyon k 7 betha hai.
Car ka No. 2989 hai,
jo Car ka number hai wohi admi ka
un larkyon say rishta hai.Batao kia rishta hoa?
Its challenge 4 u.
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Answer: Nawassi [2 9 89 [Nawasi]]
Aik din bahroon k phool murjha jayeenge,
jab bhule se kabhi hum yaad aayeenge,
ahsas hoga tumhein humari dosti ka jab,
duur bahat duur hum tum se chale jayeenge!
Zaat ban k meri zaat me raha krta he

Ik shakhs he jo mjh me basa krta he

mery chehry me nazar aata he chehra us ka
uska tabbasum mery honton pe khila krta he

mere lafzon se ada hoti he baatain uski
mere lehje se gharoor us ka chalka krta he

meri neendon pe he barson se hakoomat uski
khwab ban k wo meri palko pe saja krta he

is had tk meri hasti main moujood he wo shakhs
mery har naksh me aks us ka mila krta he