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perfect example for newtons 3rd law

Teacher:Tell me The perfect example for Newton''s 3rd law?

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Student:Every Time I open my Book,
My Eyes Close automatically..!
:D

person in toilet hears from adjacent

A person in toilet hears from adjacent toilet
Hi, how r u?
he is embarassed and says doin, just fine...

So what r u up to?
well, just sitting like you....

Can i come over?
No, no i am kinda busy now !!

listen, i have to call u back.
There is an idiot in other toilet who is
answering my questions.. ;->

app k dost ko 100 wale card ki zar0rt hy

Jb meri koi call na aye,

jb koi sms na aye,

jb koi missed call b na aye,

To.....!

smaj lena k.

"APP K DOST"
Ko 100 wALE CArd ki zAr0rt hy ;->

your balance is insu

YoUr baLaNcE iS iNsUfficIeNt For MakiNg thIs call ''''FaRaZ''''...

PLz RecHargE uR AccouNt aNd trY AgAiN LaTeR . . ;->

q what do you call

Q: What do you call Easter
when you are hopping around?
A: Hoppy Easter!

any woman can be

Any woman can

be a mother but it

takes someone

special to be

called

"Mom".

the museum curator c

The museum curator called today and spoke in animated tones.
He has a team of scientists who want to carbon date your bones!!
Have a great birthday

god made a daylight

God made a daylight n is called Sun,

God made a entertatemaint n is called Fun,

God made a nightlight n is called Moon,

God made a U and is
called Cartoon.....;->

god made a daylight

God made a daylight n is called Sun, God made a entertatemaint n is called Fun, God made a nightlight n is called Moon, God made a U and is called Cartoon.

salam to all readers

Salam To All Readers...!!!

People Those Who Are Claiming There SMS Are Not Approving By Admin

So I Just Want To Let Them Know I Dont Approve Old SMS Message

If Your SMS Is Not Approved Than There Must Be Following Reasons..!!

1) OLD SMS / Already Existing SMS
2) Your SMS Is More Than 480 Characters
3) CAPS LOCK FONT
4) You Have Entered Email Adress / More Than 1 mobile Number

Dont call / SMS & Mail Me Regarding This Matter..!!

Thanks

Regards,

HumAyuN

god made a daylight

God made a daylight n is called Sun, God made a entertatemaint n is called Fun, God made a nightlight n is called Moon, God made a U and is called Cartoon.

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