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The Latest New Dance Craze

Is called

"The Politician"



It''s Two Steps Forward


One Step backward


And Then


A Sidestep ... ;->
How Many Legs Does A Dog Have ...

If You call The Tail A Leg ... ??





















Four ...

calling A Tail A Leg Doesn''t Make It A Leg ...

Samjhey Jahil ...
sTuDeNt:MiSs aP nE kAL MuJhE call KyOn Ki tHi kYa KaM tHa MuJh Se?

TeAcHeR:Mai Ne To Koi call NaHi Ki

StuDnT:tO pHir mErE mObiLe pE KyOn LiKhA ThA 1 MisS call
Free Stay
Free Dinner
Free Lunch
Free Security


To Avil Dis Pack Just call On 15"
And Say"



I''m Responsible 4r
Lahore "BLAST"!!
Free Stay
Free Dinner
Free Lunch
Free Security


To Avil Dis Pack Just call On 15"
And Say"



I''m Responsible 4r
Lahore "BLAST"!!
Ek Ladki Khadi Thi,

Na Toh SMS Kr Rahi Thi Na call Kr Rahi Thi,

Fir Bi Uska Balance Jaraha Tha..

Kaise?



Ek Pair Par Khadi Thi Na!
Mr. Inside Went 2 C
Mr. Outside. Inside
Standing Outside called
Outside Outside But
Outside Standing Inside
called Inside Inside
When Inside Came Inside
Outside Went Outside 2 C
Inside Then Outside called
Inside Outside But Inside From
Inside called Outside Inside ...
Now Where Is Ur Brain
Inside Or Outside ... ??? ;->
Mr. Inside Went 2 C
Mr. Outside. Inside
Standing Outside called
Outside Outside But
Outside Standing Inside
called Inside Inside
When Inside Came Inside
Outside Went Outside 2 C
Inside Then Outside called
Inside Outside But Inside From
Inside called Outside Inside ...
Now Where Is Ur Brain
Inside Or Outside ... ??? ;->
1 Day A Man called His
6 Childrn 2gethr n Askd
"Now Tell Me, Who''s
Been Mst Obedient
During Lst Week n Did
Evrythng Mummy Askd?"

All Answr In 1 Voice
"U, Daddy" ;->
There''s a way of
Transferring funds
That is even
Faster than
Electronic banking ...

























It''s called Marriage ... ;->
A Police Recruit Was Asked During Exam,
"What Would U Do If U Had To Arrest Ur Own
Mother?"

He Said, "call For Backup.".
"Aap Ki Kahani
Humarai Zabani"





Aap k Paas Dimagh Hy
Chalta Nhi Wo Alag
Baat Hy

Aap Smart Hyn,
Koi Manta Nhi Alag
Baat Hy


Aap Ameer Hyn,
Kanjus Hyn Wo Alag
Baath Hy


Aap Shareef Hyn,
Laagte Nhi Wo Alag
Baat Hy

Aap Paas Cell Fone Hy
call Nhi Krte Alag
Baat Hy

Kafi Izzat Hy Aap Ki
Koi Krta Nhi Ye Alag
Baat Hy ... ;-