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Law Of Love

Law Of Love

Derived From Newton''s Laws

Evry Boy Continues To Impress A Girl Unless

A THAPPAR Or SANDEL With A Force Is Impresed Upon Him

By A Lovely Girl.

This Force Is called BESTI

BESTI Is That Chracteristic Due To Wich Any BE-GHERAT

Is Compeled To Change

His State Of BE-GHERTI Into GHERATMANDI

Are U Free Now

Are U Free Now

Shall I call U ???

Zyada Khush Mat Ho

Aise Hii Kuttay Ki Awaz Sun''ne Ka Dil Ker Rha Hy

Welcome To My Friendship World

Welcome To My Friendship World

Press 6 For Help
Press 3 For Money
Press 078 For Sharing Happiness
Press 93 For Sharing Saddness
Press All Previous Number To call Me!

Na Jane Log Kyu Darte He

Na Jane Log Kyu Darte He
Kuch Log To SMS Hi Nahi Karte He
Or Kuch Log AAP Jaise B Is Duniya Me.
Jo MIScall Mar K B Balance Check Karte He

Naukrani: Malkin

Naukrani: Malkin! Chote Baba Ne Cockroach Kha Liya.

Malkin: Oh God! call Doctor Fast.

Naukrani: Aap Tension Na Lo Maine

Chote Baba Ko BAYGON Pila Diya...!

Thr Was An Old Man

Thr Was An Old Man Who Use 2 Park Vehicals For Others

Suddenly One Day Evry1 Startd calling Him Spider Man

WHY?

His Name Was Peter Park-Ker

Sardar: Whats My Mobile Bill?

Sardar: Whats My Mobile Bill?

call Centre Girl: Sir, Dial 123 To Know Ur Current Bill Status

Sardar: Not Current Bill, I Asked Mobile Bill

Sardar: Whats My Mobile Bill?

Sardar: Whats My Mobile Bill?

call Centre Girl: Sir, Dial 123 To Know Ur Current Bill Status

Sardar: Not Current Bill, I Asked Mobile Bill

If Ur World Is Spinin Around...

If Ur World Is Spinin Around...
N Ur Heart Is Beating Fast..

Do U Think Its Luv?

Na Muna...
Its called Heart Attack!

In Life

In
Life

Wen
U
R
Alone

When
U
R
Crying

Wen
U
R
Upset

Wen
U
R
Sad

Jus
Make
A call
2Me

Bcoz
.
.

I
Hav
Incoming FREE.

Americans Invented Cellphone.

Americans Invented Cellphone.

Japanese Invented SIM Card.

PakistaniS Invented Missed call..!!

Proud To Be An Pakistani!

I Have No Gold To Send U ..

I Have No Gold To Send U ..

I Have No Diamond To Send U ..

I Have No Credit To call U ..

I Have Just Desi Words To Say U That

"Chal Bay Nikal" :P ;->

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