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What do you call a soldier''s wife climbing the stairs??
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"Chadti Jawani" !!!

what do u call something that is "fake"
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coconut....why?
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bcos its na-real

Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Manu: A teacher

Women recall every outfit they have worn for the past two decades.

Men cannot remember what they were wearing yesterday without looking
on the floor next to the bed.

How Was Your First Day At School .

Mother : How Was Your First Day At School . . . ? ? ?

Son : It Was All Right Except For Some Men called "TEACHER"
Who Kept Spoiling All Our Fun . . . ;->

What would u call

What would u call the knee of a madhu makkhi ? ?

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Socho socho

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U know it,
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Bolo bolo

.Ansr: BI-KI-NI !!..(bee ki knee)

Long back

Long back,a person who sacrificed his sleep,forgot his family,forgot his food,fogot laughter were called
"Saints"
But now they are called.. "IT professionals"

After reading

After reading the form filled by an applicant.. The employer said: " WE do have an opening for you..!
Applicant: What is it?
Interviewer: Its called the "door..!

After Reading The

After Reading The Form Filled By An Applicant

The Employer Said: "We Do Have An Opening For U"

Applicant: What Is It ?

Employer: Its called The
"DOOR" ;->

What Will U Call

What Will U call A Crow Who |s Very Hard???

A-Crow-t

What Do You Call

What Do You call A Crow Which Is Very Rich??

Crow-Pati (Crore Pati)

what wud u do

what wud u do if u have to call a crow??

crow-ko-dial :)

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