Sardar k donon kaan jal gaye,
Do
ctor: Tumhary kaan kaise jal gaye?
Sardar: Main Qameez Istri kar raha tha k Phone aa gaya, main ne ghalti se Phone ki jaga Estri kaan se laga di
Do
ctor: Doosra kaan kaisay jala?
.
Sardar: Paa Jee ! Ambulan
ce nu v te phone karna
c...!