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Love Happens Automatically.
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Manual Working Of It
Is called Flirting.....
Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,
MEZBAN:Lassi aap peete Nahi, chaey ham Pilate nahi, Roti ka time nahi,Botal ka mosam nai,
Ab btayn kia khidmat karen?
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MEHMAN:Easy load h kerwa do
A B c D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.
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Apney liay GOOD MORNING likh lena bcoz I am bussy
He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!
Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada? Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir gayee thi, maine kaha behen ji zara saadi upar karna photo leni hai.
Do U know the fullform of cOLLEGE-
c-come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....
aaj pink panther ki barsi hai,us k liya plz yeh sms kam se kam kisi 1 cartoon ko zaror send karen , main ne apna farz poora kar diay ,ab ap ki bari hay
4 Rules 2 following in life :-

Friendship : Take it never leave it.
Love : Share it never keep it..
Respect : Earn it never ask it...
Trust : Make it never break it....
cute relationship is when someone is angry with you
and says..
" i'll never talk to u"

and later

comes back to you just to inform ..
"i'm still angry"
chalo tum sath mat dena,

Mujhe beshak bhula dena,

Naye sapne saja lena,

Naye rishtay bana lena,

Bhula dena sabhi waday,

Sabhi “qasmain”

Sabhi Natay,

Tumhain jana!

ijazat ha,

Jo diL chahe

Woh sab KaRNa,



Magar ab tum

kisi se bhi.



aadhora pyar mat

KaRNa.;
Jab kabhi mosmoon main khushbu bikhar jaye,

jab kabhi chandni main raat nikhar jaye,

jab kabhi bewaja hi dharkan machal jaye,

tou samajhna kay

hum ney aap ko !!!!!!!!!

yaad kiya hai......





I love u so much !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!