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Chuhaa

EK "cHUHA" THA ?
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wrna itna kuch likha tha
Aapki tarif me k pucho hi mat.

Psycho the Rapist or Psychotherapist

SARDAR goes to library & asks for a book:
"Psycho the Rapist"
Librarian searches for half an hour & comes back,slaps him & says
"Psychotherapist" saalay...

WO Mujhy sy Poch rha tha

Wo MuJ Se Poch RaHa Ta BaTao KeSa LaGa
TuM AgLeY ZakHam Ko choHrO Ye Ghao KeSa LaGa

AjaB SaWaL KiYa AnDhiYon Ne PaaTHoN Se
ShaJaR Se TooTe KaR GiRnA BaTao KeSa LaGa

Ghazal

Tou soach lena...
ghataen jhoom k sehra ki simt aa nilen...
gulaab cheer k seena chtaan ka mehken...
lagen jo rait k zarre bhi kehkishaan jaise..
falak k chand ko dharti pq rashk aane lage...
aur absharoon se naghma koi ubharne lage...
ya tar dil ka kisi k naam pe larzne lage...
ya sooti aankhon me yakbaar khwab jaar uthen...
fasoon shizaan ka baharon se hamkalam lage...
utarne palkon pe ek sumaai c shaam lage...
kisi k honton ki khamoshi ek piyam lage...
rafaqton ka bhi moasam thehr thehr jaae...
tou soach lena k tumhen MOHABBAT hui k hui...

Dua

Allah Bachaye!

Pagal BV Se.
Or Purane TV Se.

Dubai k Sheikh Se.
Or Nayi k Shave Se.

Orat ki Bewafai Se.
Or Purani Mithai Se.

Haram ki Kamai Se.
Or Bhutto k Jawai Se.

happy birth day

Today is your day
To shine your special day
To be the star
To
Let your friends applaud you for how wonderful you are
Happy birth day

2 lovers in park

In a park 2 lovers were eating chps by looking in 2 each other eyes,
Boy:Wat r u thinking rite now?
Girl:I think ur eating more chips than me..!
“BHOOKAY”

father n son

Father : You bunked your paper Yesterday.. How dared u..?
Son : Papa.. It was too difficult.
Father: How do you know it was too difficult...when u didn't even attend the paper..
Son : Papa.. I knew it 5 days before.. Paper out hogaya thha..!

LOOK...the moon

LOOK...the moon is calling you, SEE...the stars are shining for you, HEAR... my heart saying good night to u

Funny sms

AIK KNJOS K GHR AGH LAG GAE,
WO APNY GHR KO BAcHA NA SAKA,
Q K WO SARI RAAT
FIR BIRAGED WALO KO MIScALL MARTA RAHA.

Poetry

Hichkiyan dila kr ye kesi uljhan mai dal rahe ho.
Ankhen bnd hain pher b nzr aa rahe ho..
km se km itna batado hmain...
yad kr rahe ho ya apni yad dila rahe ho..?

Poetry

Zindagi se yehi gila hae mujhy,,,
Too baht der se mila hae mujhy,,,,
Too mohabbat se kooe chaal to chal,,,
Haar jany ka hosla hae mujhy,,,,,,,

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