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Do what you wish

You may do to me what ever you wish to me but you shall not be able to touch my truth,

You may shed my blood and burn my body but you can't kill my spirit,

You may tie my hands with chains and feet with shackles and put me in dark prison but you can't enslave my thinking,

For it is as free as the breeze in the spacious sky
(Khalil Jibran)

Adope Patience

One who adopt patience,
will never be deprived of success though
it may take a long time to reach him.

Safe Relations

Always look for what's wrong before looking who's wrong.

Read it once again to keep your Relations safe and strong

Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy

Teacher:
Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy.,

Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka.. ;)
Teacher:
Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..???
;
,
Pathan:

Main ne ….. yahooo.. … chutti :-)

Teacher shocked… :

chanda

Aik pathab ne Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga.

Veena : ap log to kehte hen k mera paisa naapak hai?

Pathan : tumhary paison se hum BATHROOM banaey gy..;-)

funny poetry

Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.

Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.

Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.

Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?

Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.

…

Molvi

Nikah k baad dulha: Molvi sahb apki fees?
Molvi: Dulhan ki khubsurti k mutabik de do.
Dulha ne 10 rupay diye aur chal diya. Achanak hawa ka jhoka aya or dulhan ka ghoonghat uth gya.
Molvi: Ama miya baki paise to le jao;-

funny poetry

Methi Methi Yadon ko Palko pay saja lena.

Sath Guzre Lamhon ko Dil may Bsa lena

Main to Brson ka PYASA hoon ? FARAZ ?

BIJLI ajay to yaad se Motor chala dena

Sad Ghazal

Kuch Na Kehna
chup chup Rehna
Ye b Ek Udasi Hy.
Hans k Saray Sadmay Sehna
Ye b Ek Udasi Hy.
Bethay Bethay Kho Sa Jana
Yun Hi Dur Khyalon Main.
chalte chalte Hanste Rehna
Ye b Ek Udasi Hy.
Maar k Kankar Lehrain Gin'na
Beth k Jheel Kinaray Pr.
Kuch Logon Ka Hy Ye Kehna
Ye b Ek Udasi Hy…

mushqilo mein bhaag jaana

Mushqilo mein bhaag jaana asaan hota hai
har pehlu zindgi ka imtihaan hota hai
darne wale ko kuch nahi milta zindgi mein
aur ladne walo ke kadmo mein jahaan hota hai.

btao tmhe main kitni achchi

Wife: Btao Tmhe Main Kitni Achchi Lagti Hoon
Husband : Bahut Zyada
Wife : Phir Bhi Kitni
Husbnd : Itni Ki Dil chahta Hai Tumhari Jaisi 1 Aur Le Aaun.

happy new year 2013

Happy, Happy new year!
We wish you all the best,
Great work to reach your fondest goals,
And when you're done, sweet rest.

We Hope for your fulfillment,
contentment, peace and more
A brigher, better new year than
You've ever had before

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