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Sardar rocks

Examiner: Tell Me The Name Of This Bird By Seeing Its Legs Only? Sardar: I Don’T Know. Examiner: You are Failed, What’S Your Name? Sardar: See My Legs & Tell My Name .
teacher Shocked sardar Rocks.

Sardar Rail Ki Patri Per So Gaya

1 Sardar Rail Ki Patri Per So Gaya . 1 Aadmi Ne Kaha Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Train Aayegi To Mar Jaoge! Sardar: Mere Uper Se Hawai Jahaaz Guzar Gaya To Kuch Nahi Hua, Train Kya cheez Hai?

Developed country

"A developed country is not a place where the poor have cars. It is where the rich use public transport."

Santa Banta

Santa: Yaar mujhey kuch nahi aata tha main paper khali chor aya hon.
Banta: Main bhi!
Santa: Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay.

Behavior

Behavior is greater than knowledge because there are many situations where our knowledge may fail,
but........
Our behavior can handle well

Language

Language has a great impact:
Those who speak rude, can't sell honey,
but those who speak sweet can even sell chilies

A True Fact

Jis insan ko gussa zayada aata hai wo insan piyar bhi utuna hi zayada karta hai
Becoz
If red is a danger showing colour then red is also the colour of love

Be Positive

Hate has 4 letters' but so does love,
Enemies has 7, but so does friends,
Laying has 5, but so does truth,
Hurt has 5, but so does heal,
Negative has 8, but so does positive,,,
Transform every negative energy into an aura of positivity....
It's your perception that makes the difference in the way you feel be happy and make others happy

Great Spirit

Manzil jab ek hai to alag kyun hon rastay,

Mein sath lay k chalungs raqeeb ko apnay

Nice Poetry

Kahin tum bhi na ban jana mazmiin kisi kitaab ka

....."Qanwal".....

LOg baray shoq say parthay hain kahaniyan be'wafaon ki

Golden Words

"Teen cheezain"
Insan ko tabah kar daiti hai,
1:- Hirs
2:- Hasad, aur
3:- Ghuroor

Thinking

Discovery consist of seeing what every one has seen, and

thinking what nobody had thought

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