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wazarat e bijli nay load shedding Khatam krnay ka elaan...."





Sorry, abhi itna he Suna tha k light chali gaie.
Sardar: Agar operation se mujhe kuch ho jaye to ussi doctor se shadi kar Lena.
Biwi: Aisay kyun keh rahay ho?

Sardar: Tou kya doctor ko muaf kar doon.
Ek admi rat k time qabar par betha tha
Ek musafir ne us se pucha...
TM KO DAR NAHI LAG RHA?
ADMI: darne ki kia baat hai,
Andr garmi lag rahi thi to bahar agaya.
Aap Ki chahat Ki Qadar Kartay Hay,

Salam Aap Ki chahat Ki Nazar Kartay Hay,

Jo Kartay Hay Wafa Hum Say,

Jaan Apni Hum Un Ki Nazar Kartay Hay.
Which part of body is most sensitive while watching adult movies .?
Guess what?
Ha ha ha u r wrong.
Its ur ear 2 make sure k koi aa to nahi raha.
Shakespear said, "This World Is A Stage & We All Are Actors".

In Punjabi It Is Translated As,

"Ae Dunya Ik Drama Ae, Tae Tusi Sarray Marasi O".
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Hum aapko arrest karne aae hain,apki complain hai k aap apne Doston ko koi SMS nahi karte..
Wife: jb tm DESI sharab pite ho to mjhe PARO khte ho!

Jb WHISKY pite ho to DARLING khte ho,

aaj kya pia hai jo cHURAIL keh rahe ho?
Sardar:Aaj mei hosh mei hon!
ISHQ hy to IZHAR bhi hona chahiye,
ADMI ko 1 Din BEEMAAR bhi hona chahiye,
Apni YAADON se Keh do 1 Din ki cHHUTI de den,
Aakhir ISHQ me ITWAAR bhi hona chahiy@@
You are a GHONcHU..

G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
c-ute
H-umble
U-nique



Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi na..
Bapu Bola:
"Jo Bhi Msg Nhi KArta Usay Or Msg Kar,Aisa Karny Se 1Din Usay Sharam Aayegi,
Sorry Bolay Ga Or Msg Ya call Karega"



Bolay To


"Sharam aai kya"
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