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wife without makeup

serdar apne dost se yar men do mushkilan wich phns giyan.
dost "o ki
serdar biwi makeup krey to khrcha brdasht nai honda na krey ta biwi brdast nai hondi

pota apne dada se hanste hue

Pota apne Dada Se Hanste Hue Poochta Hai

Pota: Dadaji, Aap Ke Saare Daant Hain,
Lekin Daadi Ji Ke Ek Bhi Nahi, Aisa Kyun?
Dada: Beta Baat Aisi Hai,
Main Doodh Bahut Peeta Tha Aur
Teri Daadi Ganna Bahut Choosti Thi.
Samjhdar Like Kare

Har khushi

Har Khushi Ko Har Hansi Ko Har Ache Pal Ko Har Beete Kal Ko Ek Yaad Bana Lo Us Yaad Ko apne Dil Mei Chupa Lo Us Dil Ko Apna Dost Bana Lo,

Tere JISM pe

Tere JISM pe main apne JISM Ko rakhon
Tere HONTON ko apne HONTON se MASLON

Tujhe Piyar main itni SHIDDAT se karon k Teri JAAN Nikal jaye
Us DARD se Teri Aankhon se AANSU Jhalak jaye

Tu TAN se or MANN se Sirf meri ho jaye
BADAN se Tere Lipta rahon or Subha ho jaye

SUBHA Tujh se jab main Pochon Teri RAAT ka AALAM
Tu Sharma kar Mere SEENE se Lag jaye.

Aj Mujh Se Lipat K So Jao,

Aj Mujh Se Lipat K So Jao,

Aj Mujh Se Lipat K So Jao,
Aj Kro Kuch Aisa Mujh Me Kho Jao

apne Nazuk Se Malmal Se Jism Ki Khushbu Se,
Mere Badan Ko Mehka K So Jao

Musalsal Sans Se Sans Jor Do Jana,
Aj Mere Tan Se Apna Tan Mila K So Jao

Chand Si Chandni Me Taaro Ka Dikhao Jalwa,
Aj Mujhe Pyar Do Ya Pyar Kar K So Jao.

Merey pas apney dost jesi car

Boy: Merey pas apney dost jesi car
to nahe pr tumhe apni palkon pe bitha k ghumaun ga!
Merey pas us jesa bara bangla to nahe
pr tumhe apney dil me jaga donga!
Mere pas us jitne paise to nahe
pr main mehnat mazdoori kr k khilaun ga.
Aur tumhe kya chahiye?
Girl: chawlaan na mar
Dost da numbr de..:p:p

High Class Insult

High Class Insult
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Girl to Boy: apne Baal to dekho jaise Ghass Ugi
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Boy 2 girl: Isliye itni der se soch raha hu ke mere
saamne Bhais kyun khadi h.

Hum Apne aap Per Garoor nahi karte.

Hum apne aap Per Garoor nahi karte.
Kisi ko pyar karne pe majboor nahi karte.

Magar jise aik baar dil main basa lain.
Phir marte dam tak ussy dil se dour nahi karte.

Al quran

Beshak jo log bin dekhe apne rab se darte hain un k lye bakhshish aur bahut bara ajar e azeem hai .(surah mulk-12)

Ek African bus me Apne bache K sath

Ek African bus me apne bache K sath
Chara…

Conducter:itna badsoorat bacha aj tek
nahi Dakha.

African ko bohet Gussa aya…

Sardar:kya hua??

African:Conducter ne meri insult ki he…

Sardar:Jaa maar k aa lanti nu..
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Te Ae apne Baandar Menu paraa ja.

miss call thi

Ek kanjoos k ghar aag lag gai
Wo apne ghar ko bacha na saka
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Kyun k wo sari raat fire brigade walo ko....
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Miss call hi karta raha ..!!

meeri tameer

MERI TAAMEER KE KISSE KAHIN LIKHE NA JAYEINGE,
MAIN JANGAL SE GHUZARNE KE LIYE RASTA BANATA HOON,
BICHAD KAR BHI JUDE RAHNE KA YE ACHCHA TREEQA HAI,
WO EK GUDDA BANATI HAI MAIN EK GUDIYA BANATA HOON,
AGAR ACHCHA SA KOI NAAM SOCHO TO BATA DENA,
MAIN apne KHUWAAB KI KATRAN SE EK CHEHRA BANATA HOON

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