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Bivi Pure 15 Minute Tak apne Khamosh Shohar Pe Garajne K Bad boli Main Larai Khatam Karna Chah Rahi Hoon Magar Tumhari Is Gongi Badmashi Ki Waja Sy Ghar Jahanum Bana Ja Raha Hai…
larki: ilove u
Larka : larki k sar per dupata de kr haath pakarta h or khta h behna 5 waqt ki namaz perha kro pyar mn kuch nahin rkha
larke k jane k bad larki apne hath mn pakri parchi kholti h to likha hota h
aqal ki aandhi marwae gi kya piche meri b.w thi phone per baat krte hn :p
O pakistanio
bus main latak kar aanay walo
light ke beghair rehnay walo
deshat gardi bardasht karne walo
har chees pe etra text dene walo
40 ka petrol 108 main kharidne walo
selab ka imdadi maal dobara market se lene walo
shehr ki light ka bill apne ghar se dene walo
sania ko bhabhi kehne walo
muni ko badaam kane walo
english ke paper main calculator le janay walo
ganje ko wazir banay walo
call center wali larki se baat karke khush honay walo
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meri taraf se sab ko
ADVANCE EID MUBARAK
Ek din ek ladka apne dost se bola:
University se mera result check kar ke aa ke batao!

Magar yaad rahe, mere saath abba hongey!

Agar main ek subject me fail ho gaya to kehna ke:
ek momin ki taraf se salaam.

Agar 2 mein fail ho gaya to kehna ke:
2 musalmaan bhaiyon k taraf se salam!

Dost university se result dekh ke aaya or bola..
Tamaam Ummat-e-muslimeen O Muslimaat ki taraf se salaam!
Irshad-e-Nabwi (S.A.W)

1- Lehsan Khaya Kro
Aur Is Sy Ilaaj Kia
Kro Q k Is Mein
Bimario'n Sy Shafa Hy

2- apne Dastar-Khwan
Ko Sabz Cheezo'n Se
Sajaya Kro Q k Sabz
Cheez ALLAH k Naam ki
Barkat Sy shetaan ko
Duur Rkhti Hy

3- Har Anaar Mein 1
Qatra Jannat k Paani Ka
Zarur Hota Hy
Karta hun mein jis se bar baar TAUBA,

Elahi mujhse wohi KHATA kion hoti hai,

Banatay to hain hum apne haton se MASJID,

NAMAZ apni hi phir QAZA kion hoti hai..
"veer

jahan bhi msg krunga 5-10 msg ek sath bhej dunga

"wanted"

ek baar jo mene "sms" KRNA shuru kr diya to

uske baad to mai apne "balance" ki bhi nhi sochta.. "dabbang" hum tumhare mobile me itne sms krenge ki confuse ho jaoge ki konsa padhe or konsa delete kre."ready"duniya me tumhe sab se zyada msg sirf 3 log karenge:i,me, and myself.."body guard" mujh par ek ehsaan KRNA mere msg mujhe re send mat KRNA...
"Subah" k phool khil gay,



"PANCHHI" apne safer pr URR gay,



"SURAJ" aate hi "TAARE" b chhup gay,



kya ap b apni MEETHI" neend se uth gye?

"GOOD MORING"
apne haatho se u chehre ko chupate q ho,
mujh se sharmate ho tou saamne atay q ho…

tum kabhi mere tarha kar bhi lo ikraar-e-wafa,
pyar karte ho tou phir pyar chupate q ho…

ashq aankho mei mere dekh k rote q ho,
dil bhar aata hai to phir dil ko dukhate q ho…

in se vaabasta hai jab mera muqadar phir tum,
mere shano se ye zulf hatatay q ho…

roz mar mar k mujhe jeenay ko kehte q ho,
milne aatay ho to phir laut k jatay q ho…

apne haatho se u chehre ko chupate q ho,
mujh se sharmate ho tou saamne atay q ho…
‘A Real Love Story
Ek Larkey ko larki Se Pyar Ho Geya.
Larki:
Tum Mere Lye Kia Kar Sakty Ho,
Larka:
Jo Tum Kaho wo Kron Ga ,
Larki:
Agar Tum Mujse Sachi Mohbat Krty Ho To apne Baap ka Dil Lekr Ao,
Larka Dil le aya.
Larki ne us Larke se Shadi Karli Larki Ne Wo Dil Theli Mein Dal k Apny Room Mein Latka Dia
30 Sal Bad Jab Uska Beta Bara Ho ke doctor Bana To Usne Us Dil ka Checkup Kia to wo DIL Bakry ka Nikla or Usne Andaza Lagaya k..
Abba Ne Amma Ko Bewakof Bnaya Tha :)
Bakray Se Yaad Aya k Apko B
Bakra Eid Mubarak in Advance!
Its My Style To Wish U With Smile & Love…
Hadees!

Hazrat Abu Huraira (R.A) se Riwayat hai K
Rasool-e-Akram (S.A.W.W) ne Farmaya,
1 Dinaar Woh Hai Jo Tu ne ALLAH ki Raah mein Kharch Kar Diya

Aur
1 Dinaar Woh Hai Jo Tu Ne Ghulaam Aazad Karne mein Sarf Kiya

Aur
1 Dinaar Woh Hai Jo Tu ne Miskeen par Sadqa Kiya

Aur
1 Dinaar Woh Hai Jo Tu Ne apne Ehl-o-Ayaal par Sarf kiya.

In Mein Sab se Zyada Bayis-e-Ajr-o-Sawaab Woh Hai
Jo tu ne apne Ehl-o-Ayaal par Sarf Kiya. {Muslim Sharif}
Din Mai 5 time Namaz Parhne ko apne Aadat Bana Lo
Sirf ye soch Kar k kya pata k ye Azan Tm Aakhry Bar Sun rhe ho?
Kya pata Tmhara Rab Tumhai Aakhre bar Pukar Raha Hai?

80% log Tum mai se ise fwd nahe krte.
ALLAH TALLAH frmate hai k agar Tum apne Logo k Samnay
Mujhe Radd Kroge to Mai Tumhe apne nazar mai Radd kar Dunga!