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Na who farishta ho na farishtey jaisa ho

Na who farishta ho na farishtey jaisa ho
Mujhey talash hai uski jo merey jaisa ho

Merey khulus ko pehchanta ho bus kafi hai
Who koi bhi ho, kahin bhi ho, kesa bhi ho

Meri khatir marney ka hosla bhi rkhta ho
Agar kabhi rooth jaoon mein us sey to

Muskra key manayee, woh aisa ho
Jo baat karey to woh nibha bhi sakey

Iradon mein woh apney chatanon jaisa ho
Dukhon mein hansney ka hunar janta ho

Ik aisa hamsafar jo samandar kitarah gahrah ho
Us key pyaar ki thandak ho merey liye aisi
Key woh to bilkul aasman key chand jaisa ho

Woh sirf mera ho, jo nigahon mein haya rakhta ho
Umar bhar saath chalney ka azam-e-wafa rakhta ho

Jo khwab deney ko qadir ho meri aankhon ko
Meri mohabbat ko pehchan sakay woh aisa ho

I miss my frnz..

I miss my frnz..

Bcz......They open their ansr sheet during papr & say"Le chap le jldi wrna latak jyga"..

Apna homwrk kr k copy dety or kehty"kal homwrk kr lena wrna sir clas se nikal dngy"..

Cafe me break k wkt apni plate mjhy dete hue khty"Le kha.apne pese qabar me lejana"..

Jb lrai hoti to dusri desk pe bthty or kehte"Dost dost na rha pyar pyar na rha"..

Last day ankhon me nami or hoton pe sawal"Tu mjhy bhol to nhi jyga na??

pathan khudkushi!

Pathan:
Khudkushi pr tqreer kr rha tha
Khudkushi
Hram hy
Zulm hy
Gunah hy
Buzdili hy
Pagalpun hy
Aisi haram mot marne se behtr he insan apne ap ko Goli mar dy

pathan & dr.

1 Saal Bad Pathan Ne Doctor Ko Call Ki Or Kaha:
O Doctor Wazan To Kam Ho Gaya Hai Magar 1 Bara Masla Ho Gaya Hai.
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Doctor:
Ab Kia Ho Gaya Hai??

Pathan:
O Khana Kharab Ka Bacha Hum apne Ghar Se 1095KM Door Nikal Aya Hai.;-)=P

Zubaida apaaaaa

In Dosti Ki Rahoon Main Dhoka Na Dena Dost Mera Yaqeen Tujh Py Aisa Hy Jaisy Zubaida Aapa Ko apne Totkon Per. :-P

Tumse shadi kar k

Husband:Tumse shadi kar k mujhe ek baat ka to fayida huwa,

Wife:Konsa ?

Husband:Mujhe apne saarey gunaahon ki saza dunya mein hi mil gayi.

Writing kharaab hai

Pathan apne dost ko mobile de kar: Oh yara hamara Girlfriend ko sms to kardo ?

Dost: Tum khud Q nahi likhte ?

Pathan: Oh yara hamara Writing kharaab hai na isliye.

Urdu Shayari

Chahe Mujrim Samjhe Ya Koi Gunahgaar Hamein

Saaf Kehte Hain K Ek Shakhs Se Hay Pyar Hamein

Dil Dia Hay Kisi Ko To Mukarna Kesa

Pyar Kia Hay To Halaat Se Darna Kesa

apne Is Jurm Ka Iqrar Hay So Baar Hamein

Saaf Kehte Hain K Ek Shakhs Se Hay Pyar Hamein

Humne Maana K Hamein Jaan Se Jaana Hoga

Jaan De K B Hamein Pyar Nibhana Hoga

Lo Suno

Tark-e-Mohabbat Se Hay Inkaar Hamein

Saaf Kehte Hain K Ek Shakhs Se Hay Bohat Pyar Hamein.

Or Uski Mhbt Mai Tm Se Zyada SHIDDAT Hai.

Kbhi Agr Tm Dua Me Kisi Ko Mango,

Phr Wo Tm Ko Na Mile To,

Ye Jan Lo K Kahin Koi Or Tmhe apne RUB Se Mang Rha Hy,

Or Uski Mhbt Mai Tm Se Zyada SHIDDAT Hai.

Dr sahab 2 saal pehle

Pathan:Dr sahab 2 saal pehle mujhe bukhaar huwa tha,

Dr:To ab kya huwa hai ?

Pathan:Aaj yahan se guzar raha tha socha aapse puch loon......"Aapne nahane ko mana kiya tha, Kya ab naha loon? "

Unpossible

Ek pathan apne exam ka result net pe dekh kar,....Oye yara ye kya.....mein fail hogaya aur wo bhi English k paper mein,
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It's UNPOSSIBLE.

Chiraagh

Dard mein har koi muskra nahi sakta,

apne dil ki baat sabko bata nahi sakta,

Roshni lene waley kya jaane,

Chiraagh jal to sakta hai par apni takleef bata nahi sakta.

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