Tumhari SMS Messages348 messages

''Tumhari yaad to muje aise ati hai...

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jese aandhi main shoper atay hain..''
''Ha ha ha ha hha ha ha ha ha hha ha
ho ho ho ho ho oh oh oh ooh ohh eh eh he he
hhe he he hee he he hha ha ho ho ho ho he he he.........
KUCH NAHIN BAS Tumhari
SHAKAL YAAD AA GAYI.... ha ha ha ha ho ho ho ho.....''
''Larka: Tumhari Zulfon sy khelney ko jee chahta hai.....

larki ne wig utari or kaha: Loo khelo per de dena subah university bhi jana hai:-)''
Badalo ke sath jab hawa chalti hai...
To mujhe Tumhari yaad aati hai.
Aasman mein jab badal garajte hai...
To mujhe Tumhari yaad aati hai.
Barsaat jab shuru hoti hai ...
To mujhe Tumhari yaad aati hai.
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Abey mera chata vapas kar.
Yaad Tumhari na aaye aisa hum hone nahi denge,Dost tumhare jaisa hum khone nahi denge. Ek do sms karte rahna,Warna raat ko tumhe hum sone nahi denge....
Yaad hai main tumhare ghar main aya tha . tum chair par soyi hoi thi .

maine Tumhari Naak main ungli ki tum ne kaha yeh naak nahi hai maine kaha yeh ungli nahi ha :P
Boy to a Girl : ager main Tumhari sirf kiss karu tu tum kia socho gi?
Girl : I will think ek bewakof jo purra USA ghoom sakta tha airport se hi wapis chala gaya
YEh Tumhara Problem Kiya Hai?



Tumhein Koi or Kam Nahi Hai Kia??



Har Waqt Pregant hi rehtay Ho ...



Jab bhi Msg Karoon Tumhari Delivery report aa jati hai .
-Agr tum:
0% busy ho
32% beemar ho
14% dukhi ho
20% temtion main ho
46% tarse huay ho
48% ghabra rahe ho

to in sare no ki % hata k mila k dail kero,Tumhari sari tention door hojaigi!Money back guarantee! Trykerna must hai :-)
Dost dousre se:"Tumhari apni B.V se laraei kis tarha khatam howi ?"

2 Dost: "Wo ghutnon k bal chal kar maire pas ai"

1 Dost: (seemingly impressed)Acha tu is nay shikast tasleem karte hue kia kaha.


2 Dost : kehne lagi Charpaie ke neechay se nikal aao or ainda zaban sambhal ke baat karna !! ;->

Phaansi

l----l-
l ''.o.
l /l\ phaansi
l JL ll

Ye b Tumhari trha Bohat km sms krta tha.

LATKA DALA salay ko

ab teri bari ha
A BOY ON DATE WID GIRL in CaR,

Jan!

Mene tum sy 1 baat chupai k

i''m already married

Girl: oh God TUM Ne TU DaRA HI DIYA,main samjhi ye car Tumhari nai he