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May, 21 2010     140 chars (1 sms)     2970 views       Funny

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I Like You


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Kyunki Geeta mai likha hai

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or
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Give Me The Wisdom To Understand My Boss.. ..

Give Me The Love To Forgive Him.. ..

Give Me The Patience To Understand His Deeds.. ..

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All Women

Are

Idiots

And

I Married

Their Queen..! :)
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snOw N soNgs..
cElebrAtions N dEcoRtions..
LaughtEr N Luv..
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Umar bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge,
Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi,
Hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge.
Aisi Konsi jagaha Hai
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.
.
.
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So, please don?t look at me
.
.
.
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I don?t wanna see you die.!!

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Everyone Has A
Hundred Theories
About Raising Children
And No Children

But

After Marriage
They Only Have Children
And No Theories ... ;->


\(''.'')/ Hands up
\|/ / \

Agr apni jan pyari he to.

To

hath niche kAro bhut badbo aa rhi he