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Phaansi

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l JL ll

Ye b tumhari trha Bohat km sms krta tha.

LATKA DALA salay ko

ab teri bari ha

May, 21 2010 140 chars (1 sms) 3152 views Funny

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''Q: Why do most women spend

''Q: Why do most women spend much time on improving their LOOKS and not their MINDS??

Ans: Because they know that men are STUPID, but not BLIND...!!! :p''

God has Four gifts for u:

God has Four gifts for u:

A Key for every Problem,

a Light for every Shadow,

a Plan for every Tomorrow

& a Joy for every Sorrow.

Enjoy GOD''s gift.

agar zardari president ban gya to kya ho ga?

agar zardari president ban gya to kya ho ga?

hona kya hai Pakistaniyon ki watt pehley b lagti ab bard jaye ghee aur kya?

What Is The Height of Flirting:

What Is The Height of Flirting:

Writing a love letter with a HEADING: To Whomsoever It May Concern...!

ooiy yaroo

ooiy yaroo
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.mery dil ki taroo
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.mery pearoo

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mery tabiedaroo
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.husan k parwanoo.
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ary oo dewanoo
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.mujhy kabi to jano
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jo be mily bacha osy kis karo

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.kia yaar kabi to mujhy mis karoo

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flert ko tum end karo

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mujhy kuch achay sy funy sms send karoo

bhaiyya ghar aa gaye ha

Saas Bahu Se:Aaj Se Tum Muje MAA Or Saaur Ko PAPA Kehna
Bahu:Samajh Gai
Sham Ko uska Pati Ghar Aya 2 Boli:
Maa! Bhaiyya Ghar Aa gaye hai..

Agar 5 minute mein tumhara koi bhi msg nahi aayato..

Agar 5 minute mein tumhara koi bhi msg nahi aayato..
To

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aaj apni dosti khatam...

Aur

Kal sa phir shuru

Papu k abu ka printing press hai.

Papu k abu ka printing press hai.

pehly jub bijli hova kerti thi to papu ko pora din press pay kam

kerna perta tha mager jub say ap ki hokamat ai hai tab say na bijli

hoti hai na mujhy kaam kerna perta hai..

Pora din moj masti main guzerta hai..

Ferq to paraa hai . . !

Jeo Musharaf . . . ;->

What did d Refrigerator say

What did d Refrigerator say when u stood in front of it??????????
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COOL inside.

FOOL outside

Ae Sala Kisi Ki Sunata Nathi

Walk In Ur Own Path,
Love In Ur Own Style,
Talk In Ur Own Words
Help In Ur Own Ways
Then People Will Say

Ae Sala Kisi Ki Sunata Nathi

A sardar went to a doctor..

A sardar went to a doctor...
Sardar: Doc i hav sevior loose motions and i m not able to stop it , i tried everything .... everything
Doc: Did u try lemon
Sardar:Ya , but when i removed it ... it started again

Teacher : What do you call a person

Teacher : What do you call a person
who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?

Pupil : A teacher.

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