Tumhari SMS Messages348 messages

Bivi Pure 15 Minute Tak Apne Khamosh Shohar Pe Garajne K Bad boli Main Larai Khatam Karna Chah Rahi Hoon Magar Tumhari Is Gongi Badmashi Ki Waja Sy Ghar Jahanum Bana Ja Raha Hai…
Tumhari deed se mere hossh fanaa ho jaattey hain,,
Tumhare Husan par Naqab ka haq to banta hai...
Tu Meri Duaon Mein Shamil Hai is Tarha..

Pholon Mein Hoti Hai Khushbu Jis Tarha..

ALLAH Tumhari Zindagi Mein Itni Khushiyan Dey..

Zameen Per Hoti Hai Barish Jis Tarha…

Aameen…

EiD Ka Chand Mubarak…….
is shart py khilen ge india sy cricket ki bazee,

agar jeet gaye to katrena hamari, aur haar gaye to veena Tumhari
Girl : Paros wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen..

Jab b kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti

"AB Tumhari BARI HAI"

Phir mainay un ki ye aadat khatam karwa di.

Friend : Kaise ?

Girl:Jab koi Mar jata tou mai un k Gaal kheench k kehti...

"AB AAP KI BARI HAI"
Is hawa me khushbu hai Tumhari,
is chand ki roshni me surat hai Tumhari.

Is dil sey jo mar kar b juda na ho sakay
woh sirf aur sirf dosti hai Tumhari.
Itni Si “DUA” Hai K Har Any Wale “Lamhey” Me.
Tumhari Duniya Me “Roshni” Ho.
Tumhare Honton Pe “Muskurahat”Ho.
Tumhari Har 1 “Tamana” Har 1 “Khwahish”.
Tumhare “Honton” Tak Aany se pahly pori hon.
Ye Dua Ka “Tohfa” Sambhal K Rakhna
Bus Tum Apna “KHAYAL RAKHNA”
Wife: Btao Tmhe Main Kitni Achchi Lagti Hoon
Husband : Bahut Zyada
Wife : Phir Bhi Kitni
Husbnd : Itni Ki Dil Chahta Hai Tumhari Jaisi 1 Aur Le Aaun.
-The sooner the better.
-Jaldi ka kaam Sheitaan ka hota hai.

-Talk of the Devil and the Devil is here.
-Bari lambi umar hai,abhi Tumhari baat kar rahay thay.

-Absence makes a heart go fonder.
-Nazar se ojhal ..dil se ojhal

-Fight for your rights.
-Sbar ka phal metha hota hai.

-As wise as an Owl.
-Bewakuf, Ullo ka patha :p:D
raat chup hai par chand khamosh hai

kaise keh doon k aaj phir hosh nahi

aisa dooba hoon main Tumhari aankhon mey

haath mey jam hai par peene ka hosh nahi
ek mard or ek orat bike pe ja rahey thay to policewaley ne rok kar poocha ye orat Tumhari kia lagti hai ?
mard ne jawab dia k, iss ka susar mere susar ka baap hai.
batao orat or mard ka aapus mey kia rishta hai ?
Azmat k 4 Minaron k 4 Azeem Aqwal:
Insan Khud Azeem Nhi Hota Bal’K UsKa Kirdar Azeem Hota He,
Hazrat Abu Bakar Siddiq R.Z
Ghuse Ki Halat Men Insaf Krna Mushkil Hota he,
Hazrat Umer Farooq R.Z
Zindgi Ka Koi Maqsad Banalo Phir Apni Sari Taqat Us k Husool Pr Lagado Tum Zaror Kamyab Hojaoge,
Hazrat Usman Ghani R.Z
Jo Shakhs Tumhari Nigahon Se Tumhari Zarorat Ko Samjh Nhi Skta, Us se Kuch Mang Kr Khud Ko Shrminda Na Kro,
Hazrat Ali R.Z…