Tumhari SMS Messages348 messages

Aaj badal kalay gehray hain,
aaj chand pay lakhon pehray hain,

Kuch tukray Tumhari yaadon k,
bari dair say dil mein thehray hain
Wohi izhar kafi tha
Tumhe ik din kaha tha jo
K tum se piyar karte hain
Wo lamha bhool q bethe
Wo jumla bhool q bethe
Abhi tajdeed mango ge
Meri belos chahat ki
Tumhe ek bar phir se who
Mohabbat na mile shayad
Ye jo tum rooth bethe ho
Tumhari kam nighai hay
Tumhe gar piyar karna tha
Hamare sath chalna tha
Wo ek izhar sun lete
Wohi izhar kafi tha
Tumhe ek din kaha tha jo
K Tum se PYAAR karte hain
Tumhari duniya se chaly jany k bad hum tumhy
her sitare main nazar ayn kerege
tm har pal koi DUA mang lena
Or hum har bar toot jaya kery gye
Bohat Khubso0rat Hy Ye Dua Hamari
Phoolon Ki Tarha Mehky Ye Zindagi Tumhari
Muje Kya Chahiye Or Zindagi Me
Kabhi Khatam Na Ho Bas Ye Dosti Hamari....
Pathan office se ghar aa raha tha k Rasty me
kisi ne bataya k
Tumhari biwi kisi ki shadi me dance kar rahi hy.

Pathan ghar aya or darwaze pe danda le k khara ho gya
8 bajy, 10 baje, 11 bajy 12 baje
rat k 3 baj gaye
lekin Biwi nahi aai

4 bajay pathan ko yaad aaya k
mary to abi shaadi hi nahi hui.
Girl : Mujhe Kyu Dekh Rahe Ho
Tumhari Koi Behan Nahi He Kya

Boy : Hai Isi Liye To Dekh Raha Hu

Girl : Kyu

Boy : Meri Behan Ko BHABHI Chahiye ;->
Shadi Se Pehle"

Boy:Kash Wo Din Jald Aye.
Girl:Tm Muje Chor Nhi DoGe?
Boy:Nhi Esa Sochna B MaT.
.........Girl:Will U Miss Me?
Boy:Yes.
Girl:Tumhari ZindaGi Mei Koi Aur To Nhi?
Boy:No Not aT All.
Girl:Do U Love Me?
Boy:Yes Dear.
Girl:Oh Dear.

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"Shadi K Baad"

Ab Ye StaTus Nechey Se Uper ParHen.
Aaj badal kalay gehray hain,
aaj chand pay lakhon pehray hain,

Kuch tukray Tumhari yaadon k,
bari dair say dil mein thehray hain,
Tumhari namaz, Roza aur qurbani
sirf aur sirf allah he k liye hai !!!
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Magar yeh bhi yad rakho khaal sirf mutehda ki hai
Miss: Tum baray ho k kya karo ge?
Student: Shadi.
Miss: Mera matlab hai, kya bano ge?
Student: Dulha.
Miss: I mean, baray ho k kya haasil karo ge?
Student: Dulhan.
Miss: IDIOT, mera matlab hai, baray ho k mama papa k liye kya karo ge?
Student: Bahu laoon ga.
Miss: Stupid, tumharay papa tum se kya chahtay hain?
Student: Pota.
Miss: Ya Allah, Tumhari zindagi ka kya maqsad hai?
Student: Shadi.."
Jo shaks Tumhen akhrat ke dawat dy kar,
Naik amal karny ma Tumhari madad karta ha,
Wo tmhara shafeeq dost ha.
Aek Lafz ''MOHABBAT'' hay kr k dakho tum tarap na jao to kehna.
Aek lafz ''MUQADDAR" hay lar k dakho tum haar najao to kehna.
Aek lafz "WAFA" hay zamana ma nh milta dhoond pao to kehna.
Aek lafz "ANSU" hay dil ma chupa k dakho Tumhari ankh sa nikal ayen to kehna.
Aek lafz "JUDAEE" hay seh kr dakho tum toot kr bikhar na jao to kehna.