Tumhari SMS Messages348 messages

Tum khafa Kiyon ho !
Tumhen mujh say gila kiya hai,
Achanak
bayrukhi itni,
Batao to howa kiya hai,
......Manaon kis tarah tum ko,
Mujhe itna to
bata do
Agar ab ho sake tum say
To yeh ahsan farma do
Meri Manzil Mohabat hai
Mujhe Manzil pe Pohncha do
Tumhari aankh Main aansu
Mujhe ache nahi lagte
Tumhare Narm honton pe
Gilay ache nahi lagte
Tumhare Muskurane say
Mera dil Muskurata hai
Tumhare Rooth jane se
Mera dil toot jata hai..
Pathan Ka Gadha Gum Ho Gaya,
Pathan Use Dhond'te Hue
Ek Park Pohncha!!


Wahan Ek Larka Apni Girlfriend
Ki Aankhon Me Dekhte Hue Keh
Raha Tha...

Mujhe Tumhari Aankhon Me
Sari Dunya Nazar Arahi Hai.

Pathan Chillaya Or Bola,
Bhai Dekhna Zara Mera Gadha
Nazar Arha Hai Kahin...:-)
Chalo Hum Maan Lete Hain,
Ye Duniya Jhoot Kehti Hy,
…Tumhe Hum Se Nahi Ulfat,
Chalo Hum Maan Lete Hain,
Tumhari Be’qrari Ki,
Wajha Kuch Aur Hi Hogi,
Nigaahen Mujse Milte Hi,
Tumhare Muskrane Ka,
Sabab Kuch Aur Hi Hoga,
Jise Km’fehm Logon Ne,
Mohabbat Naam De Daala,
Mgr Itna Bataa Do Tum,
Bicharte Waqt Jan-E-Jaan!
Palat Kr Dekh K Hum Ko,
Tumhari Jheel Si Aankhen,
Chalakti Ja Rhi Thi Kyun…??
Hame Tarpaa Rhi Thi Kyun…….?
Dost Tumhari Girl freind ka phone aaya tha"
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Keh rahi thi
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Koi pathar se na mare mere dewane ko
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Bomb ka zamana hai...URRA do saleY ko...! ;->
Husband:Aaj khana Tumhari Maa ne banaya hai ?

Wife:Haan par apko kaise pata chala ?

Husband:Roz khaney mein kaaly baal milte hain aur aaj sufaid mila hai.
is barish ko dekh kr Tumhari yad aa rahi hai

tum pas hote to wiper hi phirwa lete:-))
Tumhari Saalgirah Pe Jaana Kia Bhejoon
Apni Jaan Bhejoon Keh Apna Dil Bhejoon
Phir Soochta Hoon Jaana Kion Na
Tumhare Liye Kee Hui Shopping Ka Bill Bhejoon
Pappu Dadi say:kya hum hamesha 5 hi rhnge? Aap, Papa, Mummy, Mai, Bahan.
Dadi: Nhi Beta Jab Tumhari Shadi Ho Jaygi to Hm 6 ho Jaynge.
Pappu: Fir Behan k Shadi ho jaygi to hm 5 ho jaynge.
Dadi: Nhi Beta Jab tumhara Beta hoga to hm fir 6 Ho jaynge
Pappu: Fir Aap Mar Jaoge to hm fir se 5..... :D
SMS krain gay hum eak doosrey ko bari bari.hamain lagti hai yeh rasam bari pyari.yeh sms miltey hi eak sms bheaj dena.kyun k iss k baad bari hai Tumhari.
Defence ka nazara.




liberty ka fawara.




shadi Tumhari honi nahi.



karo poondi py guzara.
Hujoom Itna Ho
Tumhari Zindagi Main
Khushiyo''n Ka Mere
DOST !!!

Gham Guzarna Bhi
Chahey Tou Usey
Raastaa Na Miley ... !!
Itna Aaa jaoe passand tum KHUDA ko..!!
K Tumhari Qabooliyat ki ye sorat ho...!
Bin Mangay tum ko mil jaye sub kuch..!!
K DUA ko Khud tumhare Hath ki Zaroorat ho..!!