Simple SMS Messages149 messages

Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?”
circuit:”Simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho,
ager bhaga to bakra
aur ager bhagi to bakri.
MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re?
CIRCUIT:Simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!!
ha ha ha
Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he,
ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he?
Circuit:- aray Simple Bhai,
bolay to agar Bagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga. . .


Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very Simple
A woman does not have a wife..!!!

Kya aap panchvi pas se tez hain?
To batao?

Agr ram seeta hai,
To ram kya hai?

Socho socho

Simple hai yar


"Darzi"


Samjhay panchvi fail :-D
What Is
Pure And Simple
Definition Of
ACCOUNTING ... ?



1 + 1 = 2
(In Private Sector)


1 + 1 = 11
(In Government Sector)
Muna Bhai: Ye Gandhi Bapu Har Note
Me Haste Kyu Rehte Hai?

Circuit: Simple Hai Bhai...

Royenge To Note Geela Ho Jayega Na?
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Munnabhai-Yaar Mast Mast Jokes

Pane K Liye

Kya Karne Ka?

Circuit-Simple Bhai,

www.smskp.com Likhne Ka
''MUNNA BHAI

abay sarkit
ye beta
agar bina daaton kay kutta katy to kya kerny ka

SARKIT

Simple bhai
boly to
bina sui k 14 injection lagany ka...''
''MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re?
CIRCUIT:Simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka''
Munna Bhai: Abe circut ,Ye Bata , Ager Bina daaton ka kutta kate tu kya karnay ka ?
circuit: Simple bhai... bolay tuu... Bina sui k 14 injections :D
Munna Bhai: Abe circut ,Ye Bata , Ager Bina daaton ka kutta kate tu kya karnay ka ?
circuit: Simple bhai... bolay tuu... Bina sui k 14 injections :D