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1 Shair ALLAMA IQBAL ka aap ki Nazar...

"Pewasta-e-Shajar se Umeed-e-Bahar Rakh..



Bachay 3 he Achay, Biviyaan to BeShak 4 Rakh :-)
Shakespear said, "This World Is A Stage & We All Are Actors".

In Punjabi It Is Translated As,

"Ae Dunya Ik Drama Ae, Tae Tusi Sarray Marasi O".
Now Bush says:
Ek ajab sa manzar nazar ata ha,

Aik Shaks bhi hajoom nazar ata hay,

Kahan ja kar karoon Pres conference,

Har ek k hath ma JOOTA nazar ata hay:
Suraj Dube Ga To
Chand Nikl Aega
Chand Ajega To Suraj
Nikl Aega
Abhi Waqt Hy Apni
Harkaten
Sudhar Lo Wrna Hr
Shaks Yhi Kehta Nazr
Aega
"AISA KROGE TOU
KON AEGA" ;)
Akbar:Anarkali tjhe kya chahye

"Taj"ya"Takht"?

Anarkali:
Jahanpanah mujhe na Taj chahye aur na hi Takht

mujhe sirf 1 naya Connection chye

Talk Shak ka :-)
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1 Shaks ko ye NO khuwab me nazar aya usne 100 ka easy load karwa dia,1 ghantay me us k dil ki murad puri ho gai.
2sre ne isko jhot samjha 3 din uske pet me dard raha 3sre ne is number main 10 rupe ka load bheja 2sre din usko 50 rupe zameen Se mle Mera farz tha apko btana aage ap ki marzi.
Ajab Shaks ho tm
Ajeeb mizaj Rakhte ho,

Sawal krne Se pehLe kam rakhte ho.

Wese to kehte Ho

"I Hate Girls"
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Or Bashir khussry Se talukat Rakhte Ho!
''Usko dekha to aisa laga ke battery to nikale ga Faraz kyunki wo Shakal se hi chor lagta hai hahahahahahahah loot lia loot lia''
''"Aisa aadmi jo ghalti pe ho or Maafi mang lay wo "AQALMAND"

"aisa Shakhs jo ghalti pe na ho mgr phr b Maafi mang lay wo,
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"Husband:-D"''
''Ha ha ha ha hha ha ha ha ha hha ha
ho ho ho ho ho oh oh oh ooh ohh eh eh he he
hhe he he hee he he hha ha ho ho ho ho he he he.........
KUCH NAHIN BAS TUMHARI
ShakAL YAAD AA GAYI.... ha ha ha ha ho ho ho ho.....''
Most Innocent & Heart Touching
lines said by a Truely Loving Girl
to her lover boy friend at Break up

Kuttay Kameenay..!!J
a marr, dafa ho.
teri Shakal pehle din se he kameeno jesi lagi thi mujhe,
Chimgadar ki Shakal walay,
Khabis Insan... ;->
Kuttay Kameenay..!!J
a marr, dafa ho.
teri Shakal pehle din se he kameeno jesi lagi thi mujhe,
Chimgadar ki Shakal walay,
Khabis Insan... ;->