Shak SMS Messages511 messages

wo mujh ko jurm-e- mohabat ki yu saza dega
k lohe dil se mera naam tak meta dega
mujhe ye zid hai k meri ana rahe baqi
use ye zagham k akhir mujhe jukha dega
me ranjeshon se zamane k har jawaon agar
wo aik Shaks mera hosala barha dega
bajaye dost k tum apne doshmano se milo
k ye ammal tu kaiy rangeshey meta dega
mere baghar mukamal nahi hai zat us ki
ye ighteraf-e- mohabat mujhe rula dega
Mere Mehboob k dil se Shak kyon nahi dhul raha.

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Mehboob ko maaro goli.
Ye Roza kyon nahi khul raha??? :-0
I Pray to God to give U Shanti, Shakti, Sampati, Swarup, Saiyam, Saadgi, Safalta, Samridhi, Sanskar, Swaasth, Sanmaan, Saraswati, aur SNEH. SHUBH DIWALI...
I Pray to God to give U
Shanti,
Shakti,
Sampati,
Swarup,
Saiyam,
Saadgi,
Safalta,
Samridhi,
Sanskar,
Swaasth,
Sanmaan,
Saraswati,
aur SNEH.
SHUBH DIWALI...


Bohut udas he her Shakhs tere jane se,
Ho sake to laut aa kisi bahane se,

Tu lakh khafa sahi magar ik bar to dekh,
Mohalay me Kitna kachra jama hai tere na any se.
True meaning of "GIRL":

"G"=GAPSHUP me sabse aage..

"I"=INNOCENT sirf Shakal se

"R"=RONE ki automatic machine

"L"=LARAI mei kisi se kam nhi..
Kya tm urr sktay ho?

Kya pahaar utha sktay ho?


Kya tm buildng tor sktay ho?


Nai na?

Beta srf Shakl bndr jasi hone se koi "hanumaan" nahi ban jata
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Aik pathan jub bhi wash room
jata to darwaza khol kar jata.

Kisi ne wajah pochi to us ne bataya
k usey Shak hai k darwaze k neecay
wale soorah se use koi dekhta hai


1 sardar airhostess se,
“Aapki Shakal meri biwi si bohut milti hai!”

Hostess ne zordar thappar us k mun pe mara..
sardar forun bola:”Adat bhi bohut milti hai”
Boht udas he har Shakhs tere jane se

Hosake to lot aa kisi bahane se

Tu lakh Khafa sahi magar ik bar to dekh

Mohalay me kitna Kachra jama hai Tere na any se.
Jane kis baat pe uss ne muje Chora hai Faraz ?





halää k wo Shakhs to kisi k 10 rupey nhn chorta.