Sardar ji SMS Messages25 messages

Dua Kha KAr Sojaoy!

Sardar jii: kam wali nokrani
“SHANTI” ko bulao

BV: kyu?

Sardar jii: doctor ne bola hy k
raat ko dawa khao aur
Shanti k sath so jao

A girl sitting in examination

A girl sitting in examination hall with Sardar ji
Girl: Sardar ji mein tuwadi nakal mar laa?..
Sardar: ahoo to meri nakel maar lay fair mein teri asal mar lawa ga...

Train Chali, Sardar

Train Chali, Sardar ji 1 Dibbe Mai Char Gaye..

TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nhe Aate, Ye Ladies Ka
Dibba Hai.

Sardar ji: Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho ;->

Sardar Ji Ne Apni

Sardar ji Ne Apni
Girlfriend k Kaandhe
Per Haath Rakha Aur
Dheere Se Bole - "I
Love You"

Girlfriend - "Zor Se
Bolo"

Sardar ji - "Jai Mata
Di" ;->

A sardar ji pulled

A Sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house…
still he was in jail…….why?
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !

Taxi driver to sardar:-

Taxi driver to sardar:-

Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja rahi

sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo

A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:

A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:
What is a grownup joke?
Sardar ji replied:
any joke which is eighteen years old

What a pair of strange socks

Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,
one is green and one is blue with red spots!

Sardar ji: Yes it’s really strange.
I’ve got another pair of the same at home.

Do U know why a sardar ji kept

Do U know why a Sardar ji kept
the door open while taking a bath?

Because he was scared that someone
might see through the “KEY HOLE”.

A sardar ji pulled

A Sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house…
still he was in jail…….why?
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !

A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:

A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:
What is a grownup joke?
Sardar ji replied:
any joke which is eighteen years old

Train Chali, Sardar Ji

Train Chali, Sardar ji 1 Dibbe Mai Char Gaye..

TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nhe Aate, Ye Ladies Ka
Dibba Hai.

Sardar ji: Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho ;->

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