Sardar ji SMS Messages25 messages

Sardar K Restaurant Per Customer Ne Kaha:

Sardar K Restaurant Per Customer Ne Kaha:

O Sardar ji Soup Me Makkhi Hai,

Sardar ji: Oye! Dil Bara Ker Yaar,

Makkhi Tera Kitna Soup Pi Jaye Gi... :-) :-)

Sardar wife

Sardar wife: o Sardar ji car ki sped kyun barha di?

sardar:gari k break fail ho gaYe hain is sey pehle acident hojaye jaldi ghar paunch jate hain.

''1 sardar resturent m soop pi rha tha.

''1 sardar resturent m soop pi rha tha.

boy:
Sardar ji soop vich makhi ae..

sardar:
dil wada ker yar..
makhi nay ki pena ay..''

SaRdar ji went

Sardar ji went to meet this Chinese fren who is dieing in Hospital!
Man says: CHIN YU YAN and dies.
Sardar jee goes 2 china 2 find meaning of fren last words
The meaning is -> YOU ARE STANDING ON THE OXYGEN TUBE!

SaRdar ji went

3 MEN discusing wives

3 MEN discusing wives
1st says my wife is very cold
2nd says mine is very hot
3rd Sardar ji he says i''m confused i think she is cold but people say she is hot

" A man asked

" A man asked Sardar ji " Akal bhari ya bhari "
Sardar: " pehel date date of birth batao "

" A man asked

" A man asked Sardar ji " Akal bhari ya bhari "
Sardar: " pehel date date of birth batao "

Sardar ji ko sarak

Sardar ji ko sarak k kinaray peeshab kartay dehk kar 1 larki rasra badalnay lagi.
Sardar ji bole ,
" DARYE MAT AP JIS SE DAR RAHI HAIN USEY MAIN NE PAKRA HUA HA

Lawyer 2 sardar:

Lawyer 2 sardar: Gita pe hath rkh k kho k jo b khogay sch sch khogay..

Sardar ji: Sita pe hath rkha tha to court bulalia..ab Gita pe...;-)

Sardar’s wife: O sardar ji, yeh ca

Sardar’s wife: O Sardar ji, yeh car
ki speed itni kion barha di…??

Sardar ji: oyee car ki break fail ho gayai
hain, is say pehlay k koi accident
ho jayai ghar pohunch jatay hain:p

Sardar ji Agar Ap ki

Sardar ji Agar Ap ki Wife Ko Bhoot Utha Ley Jayein Tou Ap Kya Karein gey ??

Sardarje: Mein Kia Karna Hai,Galti Bhoot Ki Hay,,,

Ab Bhugtey.....

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