Sahab SMS Messages67 messages

Pathan: Molvi Sahab koi Aisa tareeqa batao k

Main Khaon Piyon, Aur Mera Roza na Tootay?

Molvi: Logon se Mukke aur Laaten Khao.

Aur Ghussa Piyo. Roza Nahi Tootyga.
Pathan: Doctor Sahab Plastic Surgery karwanay main kitna kharcha aayega?


Doctor: 5 laakh..

Pathan: Agar Plastic Hum day to??
Ek Sindhi Aur Pathan ka Interview Tha:

Sindhi se:

Q: Taleem
A: B.A

Q: Pakistan kab bana?
A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai.

Q: Pakistan ka PM kon hai?
A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain.


Pathan ye sub sun raha tha usne teeno ans yaad ker liye.


Pathan se:

Q: Naam?
A: B.A

Q: Kab Paida huwe?
A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai.

Q: Baap ka Naam?
A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain
Azmat k 4 Minaron k 4 Azeem Aqwal:
Insan Khud Azeem Nhi Hota Bal’K UsKa Kirdar Azeem Hota He,
Hazrat Abu Bakar Siddiq R.Z
Ghuse Ki Halat Men Insaf Krna Mushkil Hota he,
Hazrat Umer Farooq R.Z
Zindgi Ka Koi Maqsad Banalo Phir Apni Sari Taqat Us k Husool Pr Lagado Tum Zaror Kamyab Hojaoge,
Hazrat Usman Ghani R.Z
Jo Shakhs Tumhari Nigahon Se Tumhari Zarorat Ko Samjh Nhi Skta, Us se Kuch Mang Kr Khud Ko Shrminda Na Kro,
Hazrat Ali R.Z…
1 Sahabi RA Ne Hazrat Muhammad SAWW Se Araz Kia , Mujhe Zindgi Ko Purskoon Aur Khobsurt Bnanay Ka Koi 1 Treeqa Ata Farmain . ap SAWW Ne Frmaya , Ghussa Na Kia Kro Asalam o alaikum! Gud morng n have a blessed day!
FARAZ Sahab Frmte Hy

Shair Likh Likh Kr Mri Hath Ki Nus Jam H0gai




Mri Aqal O Himat Nakam H0gai



Kya Ab B K0i Nhi Btyega

K

Munni Aapa Q Badnam H0gai ;->
1 din pathan ne 2 wazoo kiyey
tu molvi Sahab ne pocha k tum ne 2 wazoo kiu kiyey....
pathan : ta k 1 toot jaye tu 2 kamm aye

hahahah....
pathan:doctor Sahab apko taankay laganay attay hay?

doctor: haan attay hain kaha laganay hain?

pathan: ye lo chappal pay laga do.
Pathan:Dr Sahab 2 saal pehle mujhe bukhaar huwa tha,

Dr:To ab kya huwa hai ?

Pathan:Aaj yahan se guzar raha tha socha aapse puch loon......"Aapne nahane ko mana kiya tha, Kya ab naha loon? "
Mana Ke ye As''hab Aqeedat Ke Nishan The
Tasleem Kia Ahmed e Mursal Ki Ye Jaan The
Namoos e Sahaba Ke Khateebo Se Ye Poocho
Ye Log Muhammad (SAWW) Ke Janazay Me Kaha The?
Dr Sahab Plastic Surgery karvane me kitna kharcha ayega

Dr:5 lakh

Sardar: Agar ''Plastic'' hum de to?
Santa: Dr.Sahab 2 Sal Pehle Muje Bukhar Aya Tha...
Dr:To Ab Kya Hua.



Santa: aap ne Nahane ko Mana Kiya Tha ,Naha Lu?