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Air Hostess to Pathan in plane: Khan Sahab Aap kia lainge?

Pathan: Mai Neeche Uter kar Rickshaw Loonga. :-)

BREAKING NEWS
ATM @ Tariq Road Is
Jammed & Not In Working
Condition

Bcoz

Khan Sahab''s Wife Put
Hairpin In Machine When
It Said
"Enter Ur PIN" ... ;)

pathan namaz parhnay gya

Pathan namaz parhnay gya 0r 2 bar wazoo kia..
kisi ny pocha khan Sahab aap ny 2 bar wozu kyo kia hai?
pathan ny jawab diya:agr 1 toot gya to dosra kam ayega ;->

maalkin apki purani sarhee muje nai chaiye

Nokrani:Maalkin apki purani sarhee muje nai chaiye.

Malkin: Kyun?

Nokrani:Apki saree pehenne k bad Sahab

"Aap"Ko samajh k mere paas b nai aate.

pathan ne aik pad mara phir dosra

Aik Pathan Ne Aik Pad Mara Phir Dosra,
3,4,5,6.
Kisi Ne Kha Khan Sahab Yeh Kya?
Pathan: Aaj Hum Ne Package Karaya Howa Hai... ;->

charsi qabrestan me chars pi raha tha

Aik Charsi Qabrestan Me Chars Pi Raha Tha
Police Aagai
To Charsi Ny Chars Chopa Diya
Police:Kia Kar Rahy Ho
Charsi: Kuch Nahi Apny Walid K Liye Dua Kar Raha Hon
Police:Ye To Kisi Bachy Ka Qabar Hai,
Charsi: Mera Walid Sahab Bachpan Me Mar Gaya Tha... ;->

mera to ye sun kar heart he fail hogaya

Mera to ye sun kar heart he fail hogaya
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FARAAAAZ
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Jab meri kaam wali maasi ne kaha:

Begum Sahaba FaceBook pe mujhe bhi add karlo :-D

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