Pakistani SMS Messages115 messages

O Pakistanio
bus main latak kar aanay walo
light ke beghair rehnay walo
deshat gardi bardasht karne walo
har chees pe etra text dene walo
40 ka petrol 108 main kharidne walo
selab ka imdadi maal dobara market se lene walo
shehr ki light ka bill apne ghar se dene walo
sania ko bhabhi kehne walo
muni ko badaam kane walo
english ke paper main calculator le janay walo
ganje ko wazir banay walo
call center wali larki se baat karke khush honay walo
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meri taraf se sab ko
ADVANCE EID MUBARAK
New Sign board at a Pakistani Petrol Pump
“Please Don’t Smoke
here!
We know Your Life has no value
But
Petrol is very expensive”:-D:-)
Pakistani And American
A Paksitani Boy Got Admission In An American School.
Teacher : Whats Your Name ?
Boy : Ahmad
Teacher : No, Now You R In America Your Name Is Johny From Today.
Boy Went Home. Mom Asked:
How Was The Day Ahmad.
Boy : Im An American Now Call Me Johnny.
Mom & Dad Both Got Offended And Beat Him Up.
Next Day He Was Back To School, All Bruised.
Teacher :What Happend Johnny?
Boy : Maam, Just 4 Hours After I Became American, I Was Attacked By Two Pakistanis!
Mubarak ho Pakistanio :p
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Purana Pakistan repair ho
gaya naya boht mehnga tha
Lo bhai Pakistanio!
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Khoon to Zardari choos gaya,
Ab Gosht Sher kha jaye ga…
OR
Reh gai khaal,
Wo to hy he shokat khanam ke…
Agar English Movies Pakistani Produce karte to un ke nam Khch youn Hotae
1. Cliff Hanger: Latakda Gujjar
2. Superman: Udan aala Gujjar
3. Men in Black: Kala Gujjar
3. Rambo : Khooni Gujjar
4. Revenge: Gujjar da inteqaam
5. Spiderman: Jaaley aala Gujjar
6. Evil Dead: Gujjar di Moat..
Kbi kbi dil chahta he k kuch aisa hojae.
Paperz hon mgr result na aye,

Classz hun mgr teacher na aye,
Van mai bethain mgr school na aye,

Picnic pr jaen mgr wo khtam na hone paye,

Gaarri chalaen mgr wo petrol na khaey,

Kabi kabi parhain mgr position pahli aaye,

Haftay me 4 din hon takay Sunday jaldi jaldi aye,

Sub dost treat datay rhein or hamari bari kabi na aaey.

Aur

Light ay magar wapas na jaey.

Kash k sb aisey hi ho jaey.
Ge0 Pakistani students . .
Bijli ki yad main

Pakistani Qoum kuch arsay bad bijli ki yad main bachon kay name is tarha rakhy gi

Boys:
Chaudhry Transfarmer
Meter Khan
Haji Taar memon
Sheikh Stabilizer
Molana Deep Freezer
Jumper Badshah
Mian Cut out

Girls:

Fridge un Nisa
Istree Bano
Tubelight Bai
Miss Low Battery
Saver Apa
Wapda Perween
Trip Bibi
Amrican:
Hmary tu Kutty chor pkar lety hen!
Japani:
Hmari fish tu Basket Ball khel leti hy.
Pakistani:
Lo dasso jee
Sady ty Bandar V msg parh lendy ny.
Acheivements Of Pakistani Forces In 1965:

They Stopped 500 Indian Tanks With Only 45 Tanks.

And In The Next Session Pak Force Stopped 600 Indian Tanks.

Pakistani Airforce Destroyed 104 Fighter Jets With Only 19 Fighter Jets.

This Visualizes The Boldness Of Our Forces.

>> HAPPY DEFENCE DAY <<

P A K I S T A N Z I N D A B A D
yeh kaisee hai hawa chali k manzil lagti door hai,
kapdey, makaan kee baat naa poochoo roti b ab to door hai,

"kaun kheil raha hai kheil sarey" kaun yahan bai noor hai,
Lao inqlab Pakistanio k yahan yehi behtar dastoor hai
If you Built an Army of 100 Lions and
Their Leader is a Dog,

The Lions Will Die Like Dogs.

But If you built an Army of 100 Dogs and
Their Leader is a Lion,

All Dogs will Fight Like Lion.

Leadership Matters...

A Silent Msg for All Pakistanis.