Pakistani SMS Messages115 messages



There are 3 kind of Men..

Do u know...?

1-The ASIANS-
They hv 1 wife & 1 girlfriend but they love their wife the most.

2-The AMERICANS-
They hv 1 wife & 1 girlfriend but they love their girlfriend the most.

3-The PakistaniS-
They hv 1 wife & 4 girlfriends but they love their house-maid the most... ;->


All Pakistani nation se guzarish hai
k chand dino k liye susoo bathrom me na krein
bal k shoper me pack kr k wapda k office
me jama krwa dein ta k jaldi pani ki
kami puri ho or or or

Load shedding ka jaldi khatma ho plz


Pakistani Cricket team ko Hollywood Movie ki offer Hui Hy.
Yousuf Hero hoga.. Movie ka Naam Hy..
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11 IDIOTS =P =X


Pakistani m0vies Fl0p Q h0ti hYn?













Bec0z j0 Act0r Hain Wo Hak0mat Sanmbhal k Bethay hYn.


Amir Khan ne
3 IDIOTS mai Table pr Delivery Kr K Konsa Karnama Kardiya!!
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Hum Pakistaniyo Ne Tu Rickshay Mai Delivery Kar Dali... =P

GEO Pakistani ;)

IPL ne to 11 Pakistani reject kiay they faraz !




sania ne to pura india reject kar dia

hahahahahahahahah:-D *GEO SHOAIB MALIK*
Chalo dekhy "Faraz" naya saal mere muqadar me kya laya hy

Pichle saal kamino ne mera bht recrd lgaya hy

Shair koi b ho naam mera lgaya hy

Kambakhto''n ko na taras mere naam pe aya hy

Ab tou koi apne bache ka naam Faraz nhi rakhega

Sun''ne me tou ye elan b aya hy

Dusre mulk walo ko b heran krwaya hy

"Faraz" kon sa ajuba hy or Pakistanio ne kahan se paya hy

Itna mashoor tou ksi ka baap b na tha Faraz

Star nhi kamino ne mjhy super star bnaya hy =P ;)