mubarak ho

mubarak ho
Mubarak ho Pakistanio :p
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Purana Pakistan repair ho
gaya naya boht mehnga tha
  

Aug, 22 2013     91 chars (1 sms)     3922 views       Politics

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Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto

"Dard-e-bhutto"
"Dard-e-bhutto"
Wo hasina wo nilam pari,,
hui thi wo election main khari,,
na jane kahan se goli chal pari,,
hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,,
Dil main hay mere
""Dard-e-Bhutto""
""Dard-e-Bhutto""
teacher; batao gunahgar log toba karney k baad kahan jatey hain ?

student; sir, tahreek-e-insaf mey...
Aj Dil Di Kehn Nu G Karda,

Tere Dil Wich Rehn Nu G Karda,

Khushian De K Tenu Tere Dard Sehn Nu G Karda,

Rab Jane Tera Mera Ki Rishta,

Bas Tenu Apna Kehn Nu G Karda......
Teacher Pathan Sy:
Qatil kisay kehtay hain?

Pathan:
Pata nahi..?

Teacher:
Agar tum apni Biwi ka Qatal kar do to tum kya kehlao gay...?

Pathan:
"ZARDARI"
Tou Ajj Qoum ny Sabit kr dia
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Vote Shair da
Ty Khaal Shoukat Khanam di
mustafee ho gaya yaro mush,
na kar paya kuch b bush,

jan chootey hai aik aamar sey,
kyun na hon Pakistani khush
Nearly all men can stand adversity,
but if you want to test a man"s character, give him power.
Good leaders are like baseball umpires;
they go practically unnoticed when doing their jobs right.
A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his
government
*Talash-e-Gumshuda*
Naam Ch. Shujaat Hussain.
Bolnay or dekhnay say maazoor hai.
Zehni tawazan drust nahi
Apna naam Quaid-i-Azam btata hay.
18 Feb ki Sham kala Chashma pehanay Cycle ko puncture lagwanay nikla tha jis ko milay, is patay par rabta karay:
Ch. Azab-e-Elahi (Ex-CM Pokha Nanga Punjab), Lota House, Opposite Coruption Factory, Horse trading Bazar, Gujrat.
mustafee ho gaya yaro mush,
na kar paya kuch b bush,

jan chootey hai aik aamar sey,
kyun na hon Pakistani khush
Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.